Here's a story: I was always good with languages, and I decided to finish the Spanish I began in college so I could switch to a Spanish congregation and pick up a hot Mexican chick. The only problem was class got out like 10 minutes before meeting, so I always brought a change of clothes. One day I was running late, and decided to skip the change and just go to meeting in street clothes.
An elderette saw me coming in and nosed her way over to me to ask what hte story was. I explained that I was learning Spanish to bang a hot Mexican chick serve where the need was greater and that I didn't have time to change. She applauded my efforts to come to meeting was quickly moved on to gossip with encourage others. Well wouldn't ya know, halfway through the service meeting, guess who raised her hand and re-iterated that *WE* are so much better than the world because *WE* don't demean our worship like the people of the world because *WE* dress up for our meeting and worldly people don't... Seeyouenntee!!!!