Didn't your dubass see me asleep at the back of the Hall every week when you told the fairy tale about the young brother in Nicaragua who sold his pet rooster and sent the money to Crooklyn Bethel to further kingdumb interests? In other words, I never fell for that line of crap so was able to save for my future instead of slave for the Caulk Suckers on the Governing Body.
Do you people have jobs?
by DavidA 123 Replies latest jw friends
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bisous
dear davey:
no biting, but can I get a contact high from a lick? don't hoard the good stuff, it isn't polite. didn't yer mama teach you to share?
yah, the Celt is home and none too happy about it. I'll pass along yer hello.
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Rabbit
Psssstttt ! The 'key' word in DavidA's 1st post is ..."sales"...
(door to door...magazine sales...perhaps )
Rabbit
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Brummie
I too am in sales, and I'm wondering if my work ethic would be considered unethical to you?
That would depend on if you interpret selling viabrators and viagra from a suitcase as being unethical? If you dont, then who am I to consider your sales as unethical? Keep up the good work, I'm sure many are benifiting including yourself.
Brummie
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seven006
***That's the reaction I was looking for.....thanks...yours was the best.***
You mean we have been under your spell this whole time? Damn you're good. I just thought we were dealing with yet another mindless Jr.JW with delusions of finally reaching the 80 mark on the IQ chart (look this up, it's not a complement). You have fooled us all with your swapeerweer intwellagence you waskely wabbit. I feel so used.
***I'll refrain from writing multiple paragraghs. ***
Thank you so much for sparing us from having to read more than a couple of your asinine sentences. We can only expand our minds with so much bullshit before our lobotomy scars start to itch. You are truly a thoughtful and caring humanitarian. I'll bet the whole cast of Sesame Street cried uncontrollably when you left the show to accept your current position at NASA. One small step for man, and one large leap for hand puppets. You are certainly my new hero.
***It seems as though most of this audience would not benefit from philisophical musings without pictures and I would hate to confuse anyone further.***
Awww come on, we like pictures. I'm a picture kind'a guy myself. I'm not a great speller because I am not a professional writer/salesman guy like you, but I try. BTW you spelt "philosophical" wrong too. I don't want to come off like a know it all smart ass but just to help a professional writher/salesman like yourself out, I'm going to give you a little tip about not looking like a complete moron when you visit other discussion boards and tell them all about your professional writing/salesman job. It's a little known item called a S P E L L C H E C K E R. Not many of us ignorant non professional writing people know what it is, or how to use it, but if you lean over and ask the guy sitting next to you at the city desk of the New York Times Newspaper you both work for, he just might be able to splain it to you using flash cards, interactive video aids, and a kids computer software program called "look mommy I can read it all by myself".
It's unfortunate for you they don't make a T H I N K C H E C K E R.
***You guys have enough problems without me adding to the mix. ***
No, we don't. I personally could use a lot more problems. Please, please, can we have some more? You're a little BI-curious when it comes to the act of thinking aren't you? Half of you wants to continue to live under the delusion that you have a brain and the other half is quite impressed with the thinking ability you see that all of us ignorant, jobless, exJW's have here. That is quite a dilemma for you isn't it. Remain an ignorant Jr. JW or keep reading apostate sites and strive to be promoted to the second grade so you can eventually graduate high school. I'm going to stop picking on you now. This is as intellectually stimulating as holding an in-depth conversation with a coral reef.
Once again, welcome to the board, have a nice day, and go suck on a watchtower.
Dave
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LittleToe
Dave:Don't make me come over there and compete with you.
I scuba dive - I know about coral!!!
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kaykay_mp
I'm always at school when I'm chatting on this thing; but I'm so ahead in my work that the admin doesn't really care.
As for a job--I just follow Monster dot com's motto--"never settle". It's not that I don't want to work, it's just that I'm tired of getting jobs that I hate.
laters
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Billygoat
It's not that I don't want to work, it's just that I'm tired of getting jobs that I hate.
Girl, I TOTALLY understand. But I'm on my path to find one that I'm passionate about. It's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when". You will be too soon!
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seven006
Ross,
I was amazed, stupefied, and danced around like a ballerina when I read your first reply to this twit. Every one here thinks you are so sweet maple syrup squirts out your ears if someone squeezes your head. You used a cuss word. You disguised it a couple patented JWD little stars ** that are used by the less colorfully superlative slingers on the board, but we all got the picture.
Your cousin Valis and I are so proud. Welcome to the dark side.
Dave