Do you people have jobs?

by DavidA 123 Replies latest jw friends

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    this is so much better than daytime TV.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Six knew better - he wont stop patting my pointy head, to make the dark stuff ooze!
    As for Valis - imagine, if you will, waking up at 3am to see him propped up on one elbow looking at you. You're in a small two-man tent and don't know if you are best laying there, turning to face him, or turning your back to him - quite a quandry, may I assure you! I'm just glad I wasn't wearing the kilt...
    ...I haven't the faintest idea why I just told you that story...

    On another note, I'm now desperately trying not to imagine you in a tutu!

    ...oh, yeah, I was relating the story to keep the image of the bad-man out of my head!
    So, do I get to change the colour of my lightsaber?

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    larc,

    Very few people know the totally positive effect you had on me, when I first joined this board. Is there a way to measure the psychological and emotional impact of a long-time and respected poster, reading on page 4 of a thread of an otherwise non-descript thread, to "recognize" a new poster?

    Perhaps that would be a topic that you might care to initiate?

    In any case, I'm glad you were there for me, in my time of need.

    Steve:

    Anocruse

    I do believe, with a considerable degree of certainty, that that's spelled "Onacruse."

    LOLOL

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    I'm A bar manager, therefore, I can sneak away to the office to do "paperwork" intervals during the workday/night.

  • seven006
    seven006

    Ross,

    It is obvious you two didn't do any drinking the night before. If you had I'm sure you would have woke up, rolled over, looked at Valis's head, thought it was some kind of hairy land octopus and smashed it to death with a shovel. Then again maybe you did. He seems a bit nicer now after his trip to visit you. If there was more to the adventure you two had in your two man love tent, it certainly goes way beyond what inquiring minds want to know.

    Dave

  • xenawarrior
  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Dave:The three cases of beer in the trunk would belie your claim of insufficient beverages.

    Oh, and we did have a visit from the local constabulary, though for some strange reason they were loathe to attempt waking us. It probably didn't help that I was in full paranoia-mode, at the time ... well, I'd just woken up and couldn't find a shovel in the tent ... at least that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!

    Larc:
    Glad to see you're still lurking.
    As our terse friend Craig was swift to point out, we're missing your influence around here...

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    lol zenaw

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    We can't read:

    would not benefit from philisophical musings without pictures

    We can't comprehend:

    I would hate to confuse anyone further

    We have "problems":

    You guys have enough problems without me adding to the mix

    We been dissed. Remind me again, why DavidA bothers with us at all? To get our goats?

    Which leads to the next question. Why do we bother?

    I console myself knowing I make much more money than he does, just for typing fast. There ain't much market selling first rights to xJW in-fighting.

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior
    Remind me again, why DavidA bothers with us at all? To get our goats?

    OH NO!!!!! Not Gumby's goats!

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/83965/1.ashx

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