W the latest russian developments, i would think that putin would get some votes as well.
S
Pick the antichrist
by Satanus 44 Replies latest jw friends
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Neo
Here's my pick:
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FlyingHighNow
Nooooo, not Pappa Smurf! He's a sweety pie.
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candidlynuts
why does everyone assume the antichrist will be a freakin male?
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Valis
Sorry valis, your name was not found.
WTF? Satan promised if I did that thing with the and he could take I got to be the Antichrist!!!
Perhaps now I will have to strive for being the Pantychrist instead...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer "Jilted Like Weatherall" class
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FlyingHighNow
why does everyone assume the antichrist will be a freakin male?
I don't believe in the antichrist. I'm sure if there is one alive right now, it's our prez. Show me a woman as capable of evil. Oh wait, I forgot about Condi Rice.
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Satanus
Valis
Ya can't trust the bloody devil
Candide
There will be hillery soon. Maybe she and condi can duke it out.
S
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jeanniebeanz
Maybe she and condi can duke it out.
If this turns out to be a straight up fight, my money is on Condi. If it has to be fought without anyone knowing they are being framed, poisened, discredited, or if bodies have to be buried after the fact, Hillary has my vote.
J
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AlmostAtheist
I was impressed that there were so few misspellings and typo's. For a fundy site, that was a "miracle".
Some favorite quotes:
There was a lot of speculation regarding Saddam fulfilling Bible prophecy as the Antichrist, but now that looks unlikely barring some unforeseen miracle.
(Maybe if we all pray real hard, Saddam might still be able to pull it off. Here's hoping!)
Most Middle Easterners believe Jesus was simply a "good man". This is impossible because Jesus claimed to be the Son of God.
(I didn't realize he really did claim it. Well, I guess I'm on board then.)
The country is communist, atheist, and dislikes the West.
(As if it's not bad enough to be communist, they also hate the people that hate them. Heathen fools.)
The EU, as God told us, will play a major role in the last days.
("God's dates", anyone?)
Dave
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