I also forgot to mention that the antichrist is a false savior according to some religions. One that promises salvation, but in the end, gives empty promises and tends to be blasphemous.
Pick the antichrist
by Satanus 44 Replies latest jw friends
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ColdRedRain
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Mary
Here he is................oh you said the anti-christ.......I thought you said the anti-Bush!
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AlmostAtheist
This woman is described on the web as "Auntie Chris", would that do?
Look at those eyes! Don't tell me she's not up to no good!
Dave
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fleaman uk
What a load of old crap.
EU secratary kofi Annan anyone?
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gumby
I still think it's Ringo Star. If you look real close in his eyes....you can just see he's got antichrist eyes. Why the hell ya think Paul and John always kept him in the back beatin on drums.........Cuz they knew the little bastard was up to know good, that's why.
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Oh man, this is pathetically funny! A list of people they, presumably, don't like, equates to a list of possible anti-christs!
Well, if that is the game we are playing, they let me play along.
I don't like crazy religious nut-jobs that are trying to push civilization back to the witch-burning dark ages.
Therefore, my vote for ANTI-CHRIST is the proprietor of www.raptureready.us:
Registrant Name: Lynda Mullin
Registrant Organization: Lynda Mullin
Registrant Address1: 5425 Orleans Lane N.
Registrant City: Plymouth
Registrant State/Province: MN
Registrant Postal Code: 55442
Let the anti-christ burning begin! Thanks to publically available information (WHOIS), we even have an address! -
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Flyin
Your candidate is winning the most votes.
Coldredrain
Loved the saint clinton pic. Thanks.
Mary
Maybe moore could be the antiantichrist
mtbatoon
Thatcher, as long as she isn't dead, is a contender. Not in the spot light any longer, she is like a serpent gliding silently here and there, flicking her forked tongue at various people and groups as she slithers by.
AA
Antichris? Antichris? I'm not sure. Maybe she is just being protective.
Fleaman
Eu secretary general kofi annan. This may be a mistake; he is un secretary general. If he is running europe too, that's a new one for me.
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unclebruce
This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time, thanks Satanus.
Of course - Ringo and Yassar! .. never seen them in the same room
Mr Araffat and Mr Jesus had a lot in common (not sure if they played the jungle drums but)
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Satanus
True enuf, unc. De debill don't get nuthin past uncle gumbo
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FlyingHighNow
Flyinghighnow, don't forget Hillary.
Actually, I like Hillary. I can't figure out why so many people hate her. It's not like she's a big b*t@h or something and she didn't help push our country into an unnecessary war like Ms. Condi did.
I didn't like Bill Clinton at first.After the whole Monica thing, I liked him better. Not because of his naughty behavior, but because I felt those things were matters between him and his wife and not something he should be impeached for. I'd like to shake Larry Flynt's hand for exposing Newt Gingrich and other of Bill's accusers for having had their very own extra marital affairs.
Flyin
I'm not surprised. I'd say he qualifies because he claims Christ put him up to his warring. He's one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful men on this earth today. With all the nuclear weapons brewing in N. Korea, Iran and other countries, I'd say it's very possible GW could have already started us on the way to WW III and maybe even nuclear war. Global nuclear war. And we all know what nuclear war on a global scale would mean. It'd mean we'd all be toast.Your candidate is winning the most votes.