One HELL of a week...!

by Gill 34 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Gill
    Gill

    It's been one HELL of a week so far peoples!

    It was my oldest son's birthday on Tuesday, he was twenty. For those who do not know, we are a quietly faded away from dubland family. My eldest son has a lady friend who happens to be a JW and also a FT Pioneer. I have nothing against her and would never rat on her to any elders. Infact, she's quite a sweet girl, prone to getting beaten by her father with his walking stick if she misbehaves. Apparantly he does the same to her mother. He never hits her brothers though. I wonder why? He is, needless to say, a fine upstanding JW Elder!

    So, I was busy and had heard her come in and go upstairs to son's bedroom. What to do? What to do?

    I was concerned but still, you know, they're twenty and well....

    Then I realised! It's window cleaning day and...our window cleaner is an .... JW Elder.

    Grabbing hold of eldest daughters arm, I announced to her that we were going up there!

    She said 'Go yourself! I don't want to see anything that'll scar me for life!"

    I persuaded her to come upstairs with me and went into son's room. JW FT Pioneer sister was in his bed with him, but with her clothes on, thank God but the curtains were wide open. I didn't want to draw the curtains for no reason as I didn't want them to ...well you know, get the wrong idea. So there we stood, me and daughter like a pair of gooseberries chatting and keeping them....well, chatting. Finally, I saw the window cleaner driving round the corner.

    Suddenly his ladder appeared at son's window and he was sprinting up it. Daughter and myself, caught on the hop, grabbed hold of the curtains, one on either side, and drew them so fast we scared ourselves, not to mention son and JW FT Pioneer who went a certain shade of scarlet when we told her who was up the ladder, just behind the curtains.

    Sometimes, being a faded JW gets really complicated especially when your kids are not playing the game by the same rules!!!

    I think I need a holiday!

  • mtbatoon
    mtbatoon

    ....and then the CO fell out of the wardrobe with no trousers on.

    lol you can't beat a good farce.

  • Gill
    Gill

    mbatoon - Nothing would have surprised me!

    Keeping our 'fade', 'faded' is getting more and more difficult!

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Sorry your having a rough week. But I would have let the window cleaner spy on them, that would have got them DF & VOILA!!!! they have their shackles released..
    Anyway ! If it had been in my house I would have stopped a "good" sweet!pioneer from entering the bedroom in the first place -----temptation... !!!!
    But you sound like a free thinker anyway- May the rest of the week improve for you .

    Did you hear the elder singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows," Agreat song by George Formby a very old, old song from MY generation!!! the one that was promised a Paradise earth before Melanie went to kindergarten( my daughter) but she died at 42 STILL no Paradise is there ??????

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    ....and then the CO fell out of the wardrobe with no trousers on.

    LOLOL

    Hope the following weeks are better gill

    Brummie

  • Gill
    Gill

    Hi mouthy!

    Sorry to hear about Melanie. It's a terrible tragedy to lose your child and I sympathise wholeheartedly with you.

    Actually, I didn't want to stop young JW Pioneer from visiting my son, but would have preferred it if she hadn't rushed upstairs into bed with him. I don't think that being disfellowshiped would make any difference to her as her relatives and sisters, are forever being DF'd and reinstated. No matter what happens they can't seem to loose the shackles and I do feel sorry for her.

    My Son was never baptised and wouldn't give two hoots what an elder said anyway....sensible child.

    Gill

  • blondie
    blondie

    When I'm Cleaning Windows
    George Formby
    - written by George Formby, Harry Gifford and Frederick E. Cliffe
    - as recorded September 27, 1936 by George Formby (1904-1961)

    Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob
    For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job

    Now it's a job that just suits me
    A window cleaner you would be
    If you can see what I can see
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    Honeymoonin' couples too
    You should see them bill 'n coo
    You'd be surprised at things they do
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    In my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    The blushin' bride, she looks divine
    The bridegroom he is doin' fine
    I'd rather have his job than mine
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    The chambermaids' sweet names I call
    It's a wonder I don't fall
    My mind's not on my work at all
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    I know a fella, such a swell
    He has a thirst, that's plain to tell
    I've seen him drink his bath as well
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    Oh, in my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    Pyjamas lyin' side by side

    Ladies nighties I have spied
    I've often seen what goes inside
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    ------ banjo ------

    Now there's a famous talkie queen
    She looks a flapper on the screen
    She's more like eightie than eighteen
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    She pulls her hair all down behind
    Then pulls down her... never mind
    And after that pulls down the blind
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    In my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    An old maid walks around the floor
    She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
    She'll drag me in and lock the door
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    When I'm cleanin' windows

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Glossary
    --------

    bob: an informal word for a shilling, a British coin
    worth one twentieth of a pound

    nosy parker: a prying person

    bill 'n coo: "bill" means to kiss and whisper amorously;
    "coo" means to murmur lovingly

    swell: remarkable person

    talkie: an early film with a soundtrack; a "talking picture"

    flapper: (in the 1920s) a young woman, especially one
    flaunting her unconventional behaviour

    old maid: a woman regarded as unlikely ever to marry;
    a spinster

  • Gill
    Gill

    Thankyou Brummie! But with my kids you can never tell what's going to happen next!!!!!

  • Gill
    Gill

    Thanks Blondie for the words to the song!

    I can see now why so many Elders chose to be window cleaners.

    I wonder if he'd have fell off his ladder if he'd seen the young lovers up to no good?! Infact it's got me wondering what he would have done!

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    Infact it's got me wondering what he would have done!

    He woulda probably ended up on Seroxat Or Diazepan to calm his palpitations, and then another JW would have ziezed his wondow round!

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