Society RAP

by Big Dog 15 Replies latest social humour

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    With all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the WBTS? I am not a fan of Rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it. With all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc. people on this forum I think we could come up with some pretty solid lyrics. I will put forth a few lame verses just to give you the idea of where my mind was going with this and would love to see what some of the folks here can come up with!

    ***Subwoofers thumping and my car bouncing on hydrolic shocks, gold chains, dollar sign rings and roo hat on*****

    "Was a good little dubbie rolling with my homies in the org, till I came to the JWD and all the fronters there said peep this it be the Borg,

    Fool, they said you think you serving Jehovah, all you ever gonna end up with for that is a busted ass old Chevy Nova,

    They said free your mind son, representing for a cult ain't where its at, be down with the Apostates, that's phat."

    Okay, you get the idea, now someone do it right.

  • kls
    kls

    Hey Big Dog ummm don't quit your day job.

    Nice try

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    KLS, I know I suck, I want to see someone with actual talent give it a shot.

  • kls
    kls

    Me are you kidding,,,,,,,,,,,how stupid do i look

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  • zman
    zman

    *Puts hat on sideways* in the style of M+M as iam WHITE!!!!!!!

    Its Saturday mornin

    I should be snorrin

    I'am dressed to kill

    There's a subzero chill

    By four to the van

    sellin books for the man

    why can't I see

    There makin a profit off me

    But I do my part

    Cause I aint to smart

    So knock knock knock

    I bought governing body stock

    thank you thank you!!!!! yo yo yo zman

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    Word is bond, zman. That was illin'. Dizzle fa shizzle. All up the bizzle.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    That's what I'm talking about!!!! You go Zman! Come on you wimps, let's see what you got.

  • zman
    zman

    ZMAN cd track 2




    next two hours I'm stuck
    I roll my eyes
    to the PO's suprise

    Now theres three
    All starein at me
    The bible comes out
    they begin to shout

    Whats their deal
    I saw his kid steal
    but its just me
    leader of the apostacy

    So what do you do
    Vs a elder and his wreckin crew
    So I smile and knod
    And think DEAR GOD

    So HEAR, I write
    about the apostate plight
    But thats just me
    disfellowshipped you see

  • zman
    zman

    ZMAN cd track 3





    Condemed to service in a blizzard

    Tryin to find

    Just one more weak mind


    From the van I stumble

    In my service bag I fumble

    I read um a verse

    in order to coerce


    Because you see

    I get to count a RV

    With ten hours in sight

    I call it a night


    So its off with the suit

    And get to countin that loot

    you say WHAT!!!

    I just call it my cut.

  • zman
    zman

    ZMAN cd track 4


    In sports your gifted

    coach called your moves wicked

    But now you find

    No place on the sideline


    In all you have toiled

    Your habits might be spoiled

    So you have to sit

    And watch another deliver the hit


    "Chin up my boy

    In gods work you employ"

    So to your Chagrin

    You live with what might have been


    So life passes bye

    And many will ask why

    But thats just the deal

    with a jw dad at the wheel

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