With all the threads on music lately a thought crossed my mind, why not write a little ditty about the WBTS? I am not a fan of Rap, but it occured to me that a rap song would be an ideal vehicle for it. With all the funny, creative, talented, bright, etc. people on this forum I think we could come up with some pretty solid lyrics. I will put forth a few lame verses just to give you the idea of where my mind was going with this and would love to see what some of the folks here can come up with!
***Subwoofers thumping and my car bouncing on hydrolic shocks, gold chains, dollar sign rings and roo hat on*****
"Was a good little dubbie rolling with my homies in the org, till I came to the JWD and all the fronters there said peep this it be the Borg,
Fool, they said you think you serving Jehovah, all you ever gonna end up with for that is a busted ass old Chevy Nova,
They said free your mind son, representing for a cult ain't where its at, be down with the Apostates, that's phat."
Okay, you get the idea, now someone do it right.