Society RAP

by Big Dog 15 Replies latest social humour

  • Valis
    Valis

    Tune 27 fear dem not! (matthew 10:28) 1.

    eva onward, o me peeps,

    let da kingdom tidings go.

    tremble not before ya foe.

    let all lovers hof truth nah that me reignin son,

    christ jesus, from da heav'ns has cast da foe,

    soon iz gonna bind da devil, satan, lettin all iz victims go. (

    chorus) 2. though ya foes be strong an' many, though dey threatun an' revile,

    though dey use fair speech an' smile,

    the unwary to beguile,

    fear dem not, me faithful warriors. fight!

    let not ya heart grow faint; for I iz gonna preserve da faithful,

    keep dem freesome from all restraint. (chorus) 3.

    neva fear yous iz forgotten; i is still ya strength an' shield.

    though yous die upon da field, evun death to me iz gonna yield. f

    ear dem not, me christian warriors; though men's boastin threats may fly,

    i iz gonna keep all who iz faithful as da apple hof me eye.

    (chorus) fear not those who kill da body but cannot propa mash da soul.

    faithful to da end continue;

    i iz gonna help yous reach ya goal.

    [emphasis added] *** sin praises to jehovah (1984) tune 59 appreciatin

  • Valis
    Valis
    Your translation is: Tune 59 appreciatin god's reminders (psalm 119) 1.
    chuffed iz those heedin god's reminders,
    who chek fe I is wiv all da heart,
    who iz statutes carry hout so promptly and from iz laws do not depart.
    god's commandments dey appreciate,
    and iz loving-kindness dey relate.
    for iz laws dey manifest da fondness,
    for on I is dey as learned to wait. 2.
    wondrous iz jehovah's loving-kindness;
    it reaches far beyond da skies!
    his judicial rulings do preserve us,
    though all da proud smear us wiv lies.
    those who bang god's flange as snoop peace;
    neva iz gonna dare blessedness decrease.
    just as one exults whun findin yorkie spoil,
    our joy in god's word iz gonna increase. 3.
    may our pleadings spitz before jehovah that we iz word may feel.
    may e hear our pray'r an' grant us favor and rescue us wiv iz strong hand.
    may our hearts to god keep eva true,
    that wot e says we may always do. loyal, righteous iz our geeza, jehovah. daily, o
    ur strength e does renew aiiit!
  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    hey zman and Valis, that was off da hook, yo!

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Used 2B I would get outta' bed Throw the covers Up offa' ma' head and then Take a minute $#!+ shower and shave Doin' time for the F&D Slave I mean I woulda' shoulda' give my life Too long Front of da' hall singin' Kingdom Songs It took a really long time 2C Separation of my own family The ones I never knew would always be there As a Witness I was so unaware Mother Father They did me no wrong Yet and still to me they're already gone Never needed not a word to say They'd be history on judgement day You see I was taken I was already took What was for granted in the bibley book Because What was trusted As once we were told Couldn't even stand a candle to hold So new the light The brighter it got Disillusionment was all that I got You know Guilt trippin' Was my way of life The world was filled with only stressin & strife No need to trust But only to fear The only difference a magical year You See Nineteen Hundred A one & a four Was the number we could never ignore You See I was always So trusting So kind Out of darkness I was so tryin' to find Until All the answers To questions so true Came to eat the livin' $#!+ outta' Who was wrong Who was right I can never go back Mental prisons just across the tracks I woulda' stayed but the game was wack So close to one more frickin' heart attack You See The only answers I still seek to find Gotta' be the ones that eases my mind You Know The ones were God Reveals to us all Those who will stand or those who may fall Not just because Was you the only one Are we not those who're Children of the Son? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • Dragonlady76
    Dragonlady76

    LMFAO!

    Dragonlady76

  • zman
    zman

    ZMAN cd 5 *to the beat of "Fresh Prince of Belair"

    "Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
    I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became dfed and just didn't care
    in central Ohio, born and raised, out in service was where I spent most of my days,
    pioneerin and servin,publishin out cool, and yo informal witnessin outside the school,

    When a couple of elders that were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood,
    I got in one little JC and my mum got scared and said "YOUR MOVIN OUTA THIS HOUSE A DFED
    KID I CAN"T BARE", I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said 'DFED'
    and had dice in the mirror.

    If anything I could say this cab was rare, then I thought 'NAH BE REPENTANT',
    Yo screw it I just did'nt care!!! I pulled up to the Apostafest about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo VALIS see ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to be one of the dfed who just did'nt care"

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