Sitting or Standing? (page 3)

Double Edge

hmmmmm, who says that uni-sex public restrooms won't work.

I do what ever the spirit directs at the time proly about 25% sit 75% stand. I have to agree with bikerchic. That stuff is nasty around the rim, but if you stand there is no way around it, its gonna spatter.

If I had any ambition, I'd invent a splatter proof commode. Better yet have a stand up urinal in every bathroom.

Heatmiser you right too! Standing out side, bleedin your lizard in the wide open spaces is great too.

Simon

I'm sure I read somewhere that sitting is good for apostates ... or maybe it was the prostate?

fairchild

Don't you just hate it going to a bathroom with a huge line going out the door and having to pee when someone is standing right in front of your door waiting for you to be done?

Being European, I had never seen doors with peek-slots in public restrooms. First time I saw them was in America, I was disgusted, and to this day, I avoid using them, unless the need to pee becomes extremely urgent.

And here's a killer. It is a true story and I'm a bit embarrassed to tell it. One day I arrived at Logan airport in Boston, on a flight from Amsterdam. I had been up for 20 hours, had already been on two different filghts that day, and had to wait 4 hours for a connecting flight to New York City. I was dead tired and started to look around for a quiet place to take a nap. Lo and behold, I found this neat sign, saying 'restrooms'. (I hardly spoke English at the time). So, I followed the signs, and opening the door to the 'restroom', I found a place with toilets, sinks and mirrors. (It is called either toilet or WC (Water Closet) in Europe. In my best English, which wasn't so good, I asked a lady "Where is the restroom?" She looked at me a bit strangely, and told me that I was in the restroom. However, I kept insisting. Nonono, I am looking for the REST room. After I had repeated my question 3 times, she got the heck out of there, away from me, and I was left all puzzled and confused.

minimus

I can't stand this thread! I won't take this sitting down!

bisous

"Peek Slot"???

please elaborate....

fairchild

"Peek Slot"???
please elaborate....

Lol. Well, you know.. when you go to most public restrooms here in the US, there is a gap between the door and the wall, like as if the door is too small for the doorway, and everyone can see you sitting there, doing your thing.

LittleToe

Xena/Biscuits/Leo:You mean you wont go while your partner is in the shower?
Naww, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Leo:

...am I the only one who appreciates the magic of a wide-rimmed cup for peeing...

Do you mean a nice wide bowl?
I've gotta admit, if I have to use the can, I'd rather squat in a public restroom, so I have to agree there.

IP_SEC:Ya mean you don't wipe?
Maybe ya need edumacating

Simon:It was prostrate, and it wasn't peeing

LOL @ Fairchild and Minimus

fairchild

(Heatmiser) Man I miss living out in the country. I hardly ever used the toilet to pee. Now I live in the city and I don't think my neighbors would like it to much

Hahaha, sorry to hear. I live in the boonies, and hardly ever use the indoor facilities (only in wintertime). I actually pee around my garden to keep the animals at a distance, it really works.

IP_SEC

IP_SEC:Ya mean you don't wipe?

heck no man, thats why I hire dubs. :P

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