Sitting or Standing?

by LittleToe 136 Replies latest jw friends

  • Maxine Mouse
    Maxine Mouse

    well, to be honest, I am not really concerned with the sanitary issue. I have never caught anything by sitting on the toilet seat. Its more the wet ass gross out factor of sitting in someone elses pee for me.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    jean, blokes having been pissing for thousands of years - we don't need rules, especially from women

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Then how come ya still aint got it right, matey? If I have to sit in the wet spot one more time, I may ban every male member of the family from using the facilities. lol

    J

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    MMouse:I'm guessing it's a little easier for guys to aim than lassies
    However, even that goes occasionally awry.

    I saw a documentary on this, some time ago. Apparently it's "rifled", like a gun, so the pee twists as it comes out making for better accuracy. Maybe this explains our fascination with projectile weapons!

    Jeannie:Strange, but I was never told those rules before, but have always obeyed them.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    How'd ya know I aint got it right luvely?

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I wasn't calling Little toe lovely, errr, really. No, wasn't me , err

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Yer not so bad yersel', Butch

    ROFL

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    erugh, I'm laughing so much, I don't know what to type... tears

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    *hands ballistic a tissue* There there, dear...

    J

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    eurghhhh

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