That if one is in the state of UTAH and a sea gull flies over, dropping a splat of fecal material on ones shoulder. That one becomes a Mormon over night.
Beware the soaring doves and sea gulls.
If both splat your shoulder, you will have two identities, along with your original id.
Makes me think of that old joke about the Foo Bird. You know, the Foo Bird would fly around and take massive dumps on people and it would stink to high heaven, but if you washed it off you would die.
And the moral of the story was as it is here: If the Foo shits, wear it.