I am Anointed.

by integ 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    IT HAS BEEN SAID!

    Now there is a familiar wbts phrase.

    That if one is in the state of UTAH and a sea gull flies over, dropping a splat of fecal material on ones shoulder. That one becomes a Mormon over night.

    Beware the soaring doves and sea gulls.

    If both splat your shoulder, you will have two identities, along with your original id.

    Outoftheorg

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    Makes me think of that old joke about the Foo Bird. You know, the Foo Bird would fly around and take massive dumps on people and it would stink to high heaven, but if you washed it off you would die.

    And the moral of the story was as it is here: If the Foo shits, wear it.

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    If the foo shits, wear it. Good one BD

    lmao Outoftheorg

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW
    I once had a dove fly down and shit on my head. I think I'm annointed too.

    This happened to me when I was doing street witnessing. I think this is the most obvious annointment.

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