Family secret: Memorial(tm) while on vacation in Cuba

by Quotes 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    Reading Simon's thread on The Memorial(tm), made me realize something, that I have to share with the gang. This is 100% true.

    In the early 1990s, my parents (father = elder/secretary) took a week's vacation in Cuba.

    Due to either poor planning, or "neglect of spiritual things(tm)", they realized they were going to be in Cuba for the memorial. (can you say WHOOPS!!!???)

    "No problem, we'll have memorial with the Brothers(tm) in Cuba" said Dad.

    Well, guess what! Cuba is a communist/socialist regime! The brothers(tm) are "under ban(tm)". You can't just open a phone book and look up "JWs" and find a KH. Perhaps Dad thought he could use his "JW-dar" (kind of like Gay-dar) to find a brother, I don't know.

    Upon their return, I ask "How was Memorial(tm)? What was the KH like?" Dad's response: "Oh, uh, we couldn't find the Brothers, the work there is underground(tm), you know."

    "So what did you do for Memorial(tm)????" I ask, shocked.

    "Oh, we got some wine and some bread and we had our own Memorial(tm) in the hotel room." said Dad, trying to make it sound like this was an acceptable alternative.

    Do you think he could have got away with it if he wasn't an elder, hhhmmmm?????

    This year, my lovely wife and I are going away to Cuba. Coincidentally, we will be in Cuba for the Memorial(tm).

    My Mom hasn't reminded me about Memorial(tm) for a few years now (I guess she knows better), but I'm hoping she does this year, so I can say, "Sorry Mom, but I'll be in Cuba, so I guess I'll have to have my own Memorial(tm) in the hotel just like you and dad did that one time. Fortunately, I have a copy of the Memorial Talk Outline(tm), but what kind of bread, and what brand of wine, exactly, did you and dad use?"

    Strange, are these little coincidences of life, no?

    ~Quotes, of the "Viva Fidel, viva la Revolution, and viva Habanos hechos on Cuba" class

  • Simon
    Simon

    LOL

    Have a great time in Cuba !

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I have heard Cuba is great fun - have great time

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    "Oh, we got some wine and some bread and we had our own Memorial(tm) in the hotel room." said Dad, trying to make it sound like this was an acceptable alternative.

    It would make for a strange situation.Read a few scriptues,give a little talk,pray over the bread and wine. Both will naturally refuse it as per JW protocol. Close with prayer. Look at the bread and wine...Pour a couple of shots and put some cheez whiz on those dry crackers. Put your feet up and enjoy.

    Enjoy your holiday in Cuba.You sure earned a break this year.

    POZ

  • Quotes
    Quotes
    Look at the bread and wine...Pour a couple of shots and put some cheez whiz on those dry crackers. Put your feet up and enjoy

    LMAO!

    Hey, I just realized: WT already knows who I am (they sent me the C&D, right?).

    That means they know who my family is.

    That means, the "WT Monitors" may cause trouble for my father, and ask him about this old indescretion!!! Whoops, sorry dad!!!

    ~Quotes

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956

    Yes but did they partake?

  • Will Power
    Will Power

    Quotes: you could remind them that the jewish calendar has the JWs celebrating the Feast of Esther on Mar 24 - Nisan 14 this year falls in the last week of April 2005.

    You won't be missing anything!

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist
    Yes but did they partake?

    Most importantly, did they report their total attendance to Brooklyn so the numbers will be properly reported? Probably not. I'll just scratch "+2" in the margin of my yearbook report for that year. No harm done. Dave

  • Quotes
    Quotes
    Probably not. I'll just scratch "+2" in the margin of my yearbook report for that year. No harm done.

    Now I'm really LMAO!

    Everyone, please follow AA's lead: add a note in the margins of your yearbook!!!

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Kev and I really want to go to Cuba! The US and it's sanctions are bogus!

    Can you recommend where to go and places to stay? Approx cost? Etc?

    I think we'd end up going via Mexico.

    PS, Goodonya for going during Memorial. Would be awesome if you found an underground memorial service and attended to spite your dad!

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