Is it just me?..... (page 3)

bboyneko

Nice try Dave, I think they're falling for it! You'll score in notime at all. :o)

WildHorses

"I therefore suggest we hold a wet t-shirt contest instead." Not in a million. I don't have enough to see through the T-shirt.

Can we say, two peas on an ironing board?

seven006

bboyneko,

Your only 22 years old, what do you know about being honest and caring to women?
Of course they are buying it, you blow my cover and I'll sic Venice on you.

I'll bet you haven't even learned the secret mens club hand shake yet. You have a lot to learn about women boy, and by the time your 90 years old, you still won't know anything.

Sigmund Freud once said "I have spent a life time studying everything I could about the human psyche and the one question I have never been able to find the answer to was, what do women want."

Dave

Jeremy Bravo

(in a Comicbook Guy voice...)

Funniest thread ever!

Skeptic

Prisca,

In the thread on ex-JW lovers, you said,
"And that ease definitely crosses over to a possible love-life (when I eventually get one! )".

I never noticed before, but you do look a lot like Sandra Bullock. I have always noticed that you are very beautiful.

I am puzzled...,

You seem like such a nice person. If you are anything like the type of person you show here, and if your pic is accurate, the men should be falling all over you. yet, you claim you do not have a love life??

I have seen this with many women before and it puzzles me. Do you have an explaination? For example, maybe you haven't met a man that you like? Or, maybe you are not interested in a romance?

I am looking for a lady's insight's on this.

Skeptic, who has always been puzzled on how nice, beautiful women stay single...

Tina

((((((((((((shel))))))))))))))

Don't say that!! lol I bet your face radiates with beauty sis!
There is something beautiful about each and everyone of us! luv,T

Francois

Did I mention that I'm also a photographer? And I love the idea of the Apostate's Calendar.

Have camera will travel.

I think Wendy's closest, and since I am planning on going to Spruce Pine, NC the first weekend in August for the mineral festival, I could just pop into Asheville and get her on film (or disk, as it is).

And, in an act of pure generosity, I will be happy to accept photo applications for inclusion in the Apostate's Calendar via email and take upon myself the onerous task of making copies and sending them by private email to all the judges for calendar inclusion. I know, I know, but someone's gotta do it.

I think some good apostate props would be good, too. Maybe Venice standing behind a large cross with one foot on one side of the upright shaft and one foot on the other; with one knee on one side and one knee on the other; with one hand on one side and one hand on the other, with one... well, you know. And so on and on like that.

Then, see, I'll rent a red satin satan suit and go see Prisca. Lots of photo ops down under you know.

Whatcha think?

Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.

riz

Why, gentlemen, I am flattered.

Slayer, you come up with some great ideas. And it's for a good cause even. And Dave, your words were sweet. I don't know about the rest of the ladies, but I'm swooning.

love to you all,

riz
(ms. january )

ExmormonRobertson

If you make a calender, I'll be the first one to buy it, I love apostacy.
Dave you really are trying hard to score with the exmo chicks, what happened, all the exJW gals here didn't find you as "endowed" as you claimed in a earlier post Us Mormons are known for having tall steeples.

Joke for you.
Do you know why the JW's will be the first ones in heaven? Because the Bible says that "the dead in Christ will raise first."

Another joke for you.
Do you know how many Mormons it takes to change a light bulb? 4, one to change the bulb, one to say the opening prayer, one to say the closing prayer, and one to make the refreshments.

ExmormonRobertson

I WANT SOME E-MAIL TOO!!! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
I know what the rest of you are thinking, I just want them to read the articles. She is a bright person.

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