You know you're NOT a JW anymore when...(add some)

by Flindersgirl 55 Replies latest social humour

  • Taylor S.
    Taylor S.
    xjw_b12: You know you're NOT a JW anymore when..... you've come to accept gay people.

    LOL ...

    and you really know you're not JW when you start sleeping with gay people.

  • desbah
    desbah

    playing this game on the +box

  • missy04
    missy04

    ..when you have to be careful not to accidentally bring up to "friends" that you used to share everything with about these really cool threads on this really cool apostate site

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    When your all male bosses call you in, and you are not afraid they're going to can you. (fear of authority -- when none is deserved)

    You question authority.

    You don't think a thunder storm is Armagheddon.

    When you can have a turkey with all the trimmings ON Thanksgiving without giving the excuse the "turkey was cheap" and just call it what it is: Thanksgiving.

    You can stand and hold your hand proudly over your heart during the playing of the national anthem.

    You can discuss politics freely; and vote freely, too, without the guilt.

    You can take an equal part in the decisions of your household, without submitting to the final decision of male headship.

    You will only wear dresses when YOU want to.

    You can use doilies for what they were meant for, instead of putting them on your head during a prayer.

    You can go, do, what, say, see, read, etc. *what* you want while owing no one an explanation.

    Freedom is just so glorious.

    CG

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    When you put 2000 Christmas lights on your house and don't care if an elder drives by.

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz
    when you stop calling it 'the troof'.

    That is a hard one to do! I've been out for 11 years now and it still slips from time to time... lol Stupid washed brain... J

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