What a week.......AGAIN!

Gill

So anyway, those of you who remember the last time the FT Regular Pioneer came to visit my son and ended up in bed with him, with the Elder window cleaner rushing up the ladder.... anyone remember that. Well she was back making a RV on him today!

I found her in bed with him when I came home from the shops.

'MUM!' he says as i go into his bedroom and find her in bed with him AGAIN! "MUM xxxxxx has just come round to give me a personal invitation to the Memorial!"

'Why are you inviting son to cult meetings?' I ask her, all serious like.

'Well, he says he doesn't want to come...' she says all innocent like, blushing like a crimson rose.

'I might go if I can dress in a mask and sacrifice a pig on the platform!' silly son says!

'You can't sacrifice a pig on the platform!' I inform son. 'xxxxx is a vegetarian. Maybe you can sacrifice a lettuce and rip out its heart!'

At least there was no Elders rushing up the ladder this time!

I'm starting to dread visits from Jehovah's Witnesses!

AlmostAtheist

Well she was back making a RV on him today!

LOL!

Are you seeing this as potential trouble for your son? Is he just 'having fun', or are they considering marriage?

This is one messed up little pioneer. Can you imagine what's going on in her head?

Dave

Cardinal Fang

Well, I don't think an invitation to the Memorial gets much more personal than that... maybe that's what they mean by "come and taste life's waters free"...

Heatmiser

Man I might even think of going back if I could get invitations like that.

Gill

Hi AlmostAtheist - I am most certainly seeing this as potential trouble for my son!

This young lady belongs to one seriously fanatical JW family all Elders, POs etc. Her sisters and Aunts however like to 'play around' and have all been DF'd and reinstated at regular intervals.

I decided this time, having caught them together to lay into her 'a bit' about why she was still a JW. Why have you not left? Do you know you'd be DF'd if you were caught here? etc. She seemed non plused by it all. So I decided to start on the WTBTS being a publishing company and the dubs being little sales men, the UN scandal, cigarette company scandal, engineering for USAF and NASA scandal. She just smiled but then, she wasn't really in a position to argue much. !

We are 'doing the fade'. We don't want our fade messing up either!

She says she intends to 'leave' the 'troof' but.....by considering her other relatives I DOUBT IT!

AlmostAtheist

We are 'doing the fade'. We don't want our fade messing up either!
She says she intends to 'leave' the 'troof' but.....by considering her other relatives I DOUBT IT!

I have wracked my brain on this one and I can't come up with a solution. Your son certainly isn't going to dump his girlfriend on your word that it would be a good idea. The pioneer chick isn't going to set sail out of the org with her whole family looking to her as the one shining example of spirituality in their family. You can't "turn her in" since she'd crush your fade. (Not that you'd want to do that anyway, but it's pretty much off the table regardless.) And while out'ing your own family would get HER family to step in and stop the relationship (or force her hand), that would mean your fade comes to an end.

How old is your son?

Ouch. I'm sorry I don't have any better answers than that. Maybe somebody else can weigh in here?

Dave

JustTickledPink

I'm wondering if she's counting her time?????

Preston

She just smiled but then, she wasn't really in a position to argue much.

Gill, Methinks she likes being aound, so arguing isnt on her "list of things to do", "service report" or "series of unfortunate events" However.......... when did your home suddenly become an episode of Benny Hill? Tell your kid to lock the door next time

- Preston

Gill

AlmostAtheist - Son is twenty! Was brought up a JW, decided not to continue being 'a crazy JW' in his words at age of 15 and was never baptized.

JustTickledPink - just counting time is exactly what crossed my mind, but what would 'that' come under on the report slip?!

Preston - I don't think Son is going to pay attention to not letting her in his bedroom, he's got a very inclination for what he chooses to do and not do! However, it did cross my mind, what would her father have done/thought if Son had just turned up at his house, took his shoes off, and then run upstairs and jumped into bed with his daughter!?

To me its the damned hypocrisy of the girl and situation that gets me cross and the situation they're putting us in.

For those who don't remember the last episode, I'd had to save her bacon when our window cleaner, a JW Elder turned up and was climbing up his ladder to start cleaning Son's bedroom window and I drew the curtains shut in the nick of time.

Not sure our fade can take much more of this!

AlmostAtheist

Well, you can't put your foot down and demand he stop seeing this girl, but you are in a position to say he can't keep seeing her at your house, I think. It's not about approving of the relationship, it's about preserving your "fade". He may object -- where else could they meet? -- but that would be his problem to sort out.

That's fair, isn't it? (I'm not always sure, but it sounds fair.)

Dave

What a week.......AGAIN!

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