I've been pre-approved!

by Dawn 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Yes, but the interest rate is 100%.

  • Honesty
    Honesty
    do you suppose that if I Hurry now and submit my brief letter, they'll still let me work in children's leadership?

    You've got about as much of a chance to continue in children's leadership as I have requesting my DA to be rendered null and void while still talking to church youth groups about the dangers of destructive cults snaring their non-christian peers who have never had a witness given to them and then demonstrating how easy it is to lead people to Christ and the cross before the cults make a return visit. Maybe we can apply at the same time and get a group discount.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    pre-approved for reinstatement
    As the MasterCard people would say..... "Priceless"

  • Valis
    Valis
    Re: I've been pre-approved!

    are you sure you don't mean pre-reproved?

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude
    Yes, but the interest rate is 100%.

    LOL. So true, Willyloman. ------------------------- Dawn, I got the same offer several years ago. No attending meetings at the back of the hall for six months until I had groveled sufficiently enough at the Gov. Body's boots. Just say that I wanted to come on back and I would be back in good standing as soon as they could announce it. They assured me it would be two weeks or less. I thought about it. I miss my brother like hell. But only for a minute.

  • Dawn
    Dawn

    You all are so funny - I knew you'd get a kick out of it just like I did. Of course, I have no intention of following up on it, but it's nice to be wanted (he he).

  • Thinking
    Thinking

    still can't highlight

    Satan will indeed put obstacles/stumbling blocks in your path - but view them as stepping stones to life and not stumbling stones/blocks.

    this was in a talk last time CO was here. Dedicated whole talk to it. I can see it will be used over and over like everything else till one is sick of hearing it.

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Sitting here LMAO at Valis: "are you sure you don't mean pre-reproved."

    Hysterical.

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