I just did an evil (page 2)

Preston

HA! HA! HA! Seven!

You dah man!

......and so crrrraaaazzyyyy

- Preston

Aztec

It's too bad that panic buttons don't have a taser attachment.

LOL - no I didn't realize that. I guess that's better than what happened to the last guy I dated - I think he went gay after he dated me. See?! It could be worse - you could have a crush on Valis now!

seven006

***you could have a crush on Valis now! ***

That wouldn't make me gay, that would make me blind, stupid, and suicidal.

Dave

Elsewhere

LMAO! Too funny!

Big Tex

Lincoln Navigator: $50,493

Clothes for little cheerleader wannabe girl: $347.75

Sight of little cheerleader wannabe girl scared shitless: Priceless

mkr32208

I did that too my wife one time a few years back when she was about 7 months pregnant... never seen a pregnant woman in orbit before!

seven006

Damn it Chris, now that was hilarious!

Dave

jst2laws

Dave,

Story

Billygoat,

response to Dave

References to Valis

Jst2laws

Poztate

I reached for my remote control key/ door unlocker, which just happens to have a little red panic alarm/sciren button on the reverse side of the door lock button and pressed it twice. Needless to say the teenaged little girl jumped so high she would have qualified for the NBA slam dunk contest.

LMAO...I bet it is a long time before she leans on another car.

I just did an evil

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