I just did an evil (page 5)

minimus

Dave, so you get your jollies off by scaring teenage girls, huh? ....Clearly, not your best thread. Running out of ideas, maybe.......Or maybe you just need to get out a little more. Maybe you need to stop hanging at the 7-11. Try Store 24.

seven006

Min my socially insecure little buddy,

I have been on this site a year longer than you.

I only have 4 pages of thread topics that I have started in that amount of time.
You have 64 pages of thread topics in a shorter amount of time.

I have 2,690 total posts, you have 13,803.

Maybe it's simply the fact that I don't post unless I have something thats worth saying.

Whadd'a think? (insert stupid little happy face icon here)

Dave

jgnat

Back to seven's evilly funny thread....

Regarding chickie-cheerleader-wannabe's, I've only got my own back once. I enforce civilized behavior on our commuter bus, intimidating teenagers into tucking their draped legs under the seat so that pleasantly plumpy ladies like me can plant their ample bottoms besides them. I intimidate with warmth and charm, something modern teenagers have no defence against. I was nearly undone by this one girl, she would not move her fluffy pink knapsack, "I am saving the seat for my girlfriend." I blew a gasket. I picked up the knapsack and dumped it in her lap as I plomped myself down. After stewing for a few seconds, watching the girl roll her eyes to her buddies in the aisle, I said, "When your mommy can afford a limousine to take you back and forth to school you can decide who gets to sit beside you."

Maaan, I got mad. And I am about unflappable.

Good on you, seven.

FlyingHighNow

***Never did like those snotty, better-than-everybody kind of cheerleader type girls. ***

Until I grew a conscience, I use to date those better-then-anybody type of girls. I even divorced one a couple of times. Ya live and learn.

Yeah, there are plenty of attractive, soulful girls with heart that would never touch a pompon with a ten foot pole.

xjw_b12

I said, "When your mommy can afford a limousine to take you back and forth to school you can decide who gets to sit beside you."

LOL Insert applause here.

seven006

Actually a professional cheer leader helped change my life and how I began to look at women for good. When I was living in South Laguna Beach a year after my divorce, I briefly dated one of the LA Radar Cheer Leaders. She was also Ms. Long beach Grand Prx, Ms. Coors Light, as well as appearing in numerous swim suit catalogs as well as a few stints on Married with Children and the TV show Dallas as a waitress in the Cattleman's Club. Her name was Cindy. I met her through another slightly more intelligent swim suit model for OP Pacific I also dated for a short while.

After getting tired of the wolf calls and guys hanging out of their car door windows whistling and yelling at her as we walked the streets of main beach in Laguna, I took a good look at myself and began to question my own level of being superficial. I knew I could not hold an intelligent conversation with her but I was intrigued with her kindness and somewhat naive manner. The packaging wasn't bad either.

One time we decided to walk down the beach which was directly below my condo. When she took off her little beach robe I saw, for the first time, an actual thong bikini. At that time thongs were just a figment of some swim suit designers fantasy (probably a guy, go figure). This was in the mid 80's when women were still driving guys nuts with French cut bikinis. I didn't think it possible but I got a bit embarrassed walking down the beach with her as women smacked their husbands and boyfriends up side the head as their eyes followed her tanned and shapely exposed little butt cheeks down the beach.

I grew older and wiser that day and realized there was a lot more to me than what people thought of me because of what was hanging on my arm. I realized I had a lot more growing up to do and had a huge amount of self discovery still ahead. I had only been out of the religion for less then two years and I was still hung up on how things appeared as opposed to how things really were, that included me.

Cindy was a kind a sweet girl. I just needed alot more. That was twenty years ago and I'm sure now she has packed away her thong bating suit and might be having to deal with her own crisis of conscience after her youth and physical beauty no longer defines who she is. I will always be thankful to her for helping me learn a very important aspect about myself. I was just doing what I thought a guy in my position should and could do. I ran to the far end of balance on life's teeter-totter. I was in the middle of running as far away from the JW mindset as I could. Between a few women like Cindy and a stint with drugs, I began to slowly move toward the middle of that teeter-totter to finally figure out who in the hell I really was.

Now I don't date cheer leaders and never will again, I just scare the hell out of them with my car alarm.

Dave

purplesofa

Dave,

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. As a woman that was once only arm dressing for someone, it's nice to hear something from a mans perspective. I hope this person I knew long time ago grows as you have.

purps

ps There is no way I want to decieve anyone that I was anywhere near the model material this woman was. Just young and in my prime.

DanTheMan

Somehow, I just can't bring myself to pity a guy who has learned the hard way, from what I gather is a goodly amount of experience with model-beautiful women, that hot chicks are a whole other set of problems.

lol

seven006

Dan.

No pity is asked for or needed, ya just gott'a live and learn. Believe it or not, swim suit models do not make the world go around, they just help sell a fantasy.

Dave

DanTheMan

swim suit models do not make the world go around

Say it ain't so!

Speaking for every guy who has ever laid eyes on a lovely like the one above, and knowing that our eyes will be the only part of us to experience their delicious beauty:

WAHHHHH!!!!!

(ps these comments are made very light-heartedly, don't be offended)

I just did an evil

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