Who are the chief crapmongers?

by Gill 19 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Gill
    Gill

    so who is it? Someone, or somebodys must be coming up with all the crap that's appearing twice a month in the Botchtower. No wonder they want to remain annonymous!

    Judging from yesterdays article for the Watchtower study, and the corny questions, ie. what do we find encouraging about last years report? Duh!

    So who are these unimaginative oafs! Are they absolutely sure that God is inspiring them and what is he exactly inspiring them to do except give us a laugh!

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    These 3 are on the Writing Dept. Bethel even paid to put them through College.....

  • Gill
    Gill

    Aha! That explains a LOT!

  • Swan
    Swan

    So far it is the only evidence to show that the JWs are right about anything. The fact that this crap keeps going on and on is indicative of Fred Franz and Judge Rutherford inspiring the WTBTS writing staff from the heavens.

    Tammy

  • itsallgoodnow
    itsallgoodnow

    What do we find encouraging? Now that is begging the question. If they had to answer to their Shareholders, and asked them what they found encouraging about these numbers, they would be fired. Fortunately they don't answer to anybody. Ever.

  • minimus
    minimus

    DON'T PUT THE 3 STOOGES DOWN!

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    I think it has to do with generations of uneducated Witlesses now at Headquarters in the writing department. Along with the blessings of the now feeble GB annointed members.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    NKnorr: "Ok guys well it's time, let?s break this seal."
    FFranz: "Ehh we see here that evidently Greek past participle...."
    NKnorr: "Will you just tell us the prophecy you chowder head"
    FFranz: "Ehh er well 1975 is apparently the beginning of the millennial reign"
    NKnorr: "OhhBoy Imagine the frenzy"
    HolyCurly: "Hey fellas! Look! It's the wrong seal!
    ALL: Nayah ahh ahah ahah
    HolyCurly: Wooboobooboo Wooboobooboo Wooboobooboo Woo
    NKnorr: Why, I outa knock your brains out if you had any you. This is all yor fault, you numbskull.
    FFranz: I'm sorry Knoe please forgive me. Honestly I didnt know.
    Nknorr: Ahh It's alright porcipine. *slap* Now spread out!

  • Poztate
    Poztate

    So is it Larry,Curly and Moe....or is it Shemp...Inquiring minds have to know

  • Valis
    Valis

    This was the original Governing Body but I heard there was a sericous schizm over who was the real

    Faithful & Discrete Stooge..

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