Who are the chief crapmongers? (page 2)

Flash

Well so much for their anonymity...Their secret is OUT! LOL

Carmel

I love it! See what you started gill?

carm

jillbedford

Creative writing can make any stats look great.

Surreptitious

NKnorr: "Ok guys well it's time, let?s break this seal."
FFranz: "Ehh we see here that evidently Greek past participle...."
NKnorr: "Will you just tell us the prophecy you chowder head"
FFranz: "Ehh er well 1975 is apparently the beginning of the millennial reign"
NKnorr: "OhhBoy Imagine the frenzy"
HolyCurly: "Hey fellas! Look! It's the wrong seal!
ALL: Nayah ahh ahah ahah
HolyCurly: Wooboobooboo Wooboobooboo Wooboobooboo Woo
NKnorr: Why, I outa knock your brains out if you had any you. This is all yor fault, you numbskull.
FFranz: I'm sorry Knoe please forgive me. Honestly I didnt know.
Nknorr: Ahh It's alright porcipine. *slap* Now spread out!

LOL!!!!

Gill

Too Funny!

Well they say that truth is stranger than fiction!

Only a complete numbskull, to start with, could come up with the date of 607 BCE from the measurements of a pyramid to fit his theory and then mess up the lives of millions of other numbskulls (as some of us WERE).

Aren't the current GB too old to be coming out with such a humungous amount of crap every fortnight though.

Who is the puppet master?

Why does this remind me of the Wizard of Oz?

Honesty

Only a complete numbskull, to start with, could come up with the date of 607 BCE from the measurements of a pyramid to fit his theory and then mess up the lives of millions of other numbskulls (as some of us WERE).

It's no small wonder the Governing Body forbids Joe Hoba's Anal Witnesses from talking with apostates or reading any outside literature. They might wake up and see how convinced they really are.

Elsewhere

Nyuk - Nyuk - Nyuk!!!

Doubtfully Yours

About that question: "What do we find encouraging about last year's report?"

I had this urge to raise my hand and say that "I find most encouraging that in many countries there are 'minus percentages', and that in this country there is '0' growth. That is most encouraging to me because people are waking up and discovering the truth about the WTBTS".

I tell you I had this so strong urge to do just that!!! Of course, I didn't.

DY

Big Dog

I find this whole thread to be highly disrespectful to the Stooges and I think apologies need to be made. I mean, how would YOU like to be put in the same category as the GB? *shudders at the thought*

And remember, if it wasn't Curly, it wasn't real.

IP_SEC

Just the persona BD, Im sure if you was a fly on the wall in the secret deciding room you'd be laughing every bit as hard as if it was a stooge short.

I apologize to Larry Fine, Moe and Curly Howard that our GB stole their stooge personas

Oh wise guy eh?

Who are the chief crapmongers?

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