Rate your Husband

by Maxine Mouse 29 Replies latest social entertainment

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    Don't ask me why - it's a long story

    Thats rather a confusing statement too.........you have to admit!!!

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    Without hesitation I would have to rate my hubby a 10 and a 1/2. We met on a blind date and have been together going on five years since then. We've been married now for two. He's my best friend and a wonderful husband and father. I can't really say enough good things about him! Of course, we do have our moments when I just want to rip his head off and I'm sure he's been less than thrilled about my attitude at times . But really at times he's just so great I don't even think I deserve someone that good.

    OK.... enough gushing from me....

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I'd say a seven for mine. He has definite weaknesses, definite strengths. His greatest asset is his ability to apologize effectively.

    Top Ten Reasons Not to Kill Your Husband

    10. The insurance premiums are not up to date.
    9. Then who would bring you coffee in bed?
    8. On cold winter nights when your toes are frozen, he has more
    square inches of warm flesh than any non-industrial
    hot-water bottle.
    7. Without the trials of life with your husband to expound on
    at work, then how would you continue to have all your
    friends see you as a saintly martyr?
    6. You can't always be your own designated driver.
    5. Who else will eat your stir-fried tofu rolled in sesame
    seeds and pretend to like it?
    4. When you run out of razor blades you can always borrow his -
    he'll never notice ;-)
    3. You need an excuse (I'd love to stay but my husband gets so
    ansty if I'm not home when I promised) to get out of all
    those deadly work socials.
    2. Otherwise you sit around all evening talking to yourself.
    1. You want to wait for a shot at double indemnity.

    From: DREW HASSELBACK

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    Thats rather a confusing statement too.........you have to admit!!!

    No - it's blatently not!

  • Maxine Mouse
    Maxine Mouse

    Ballistic, its cool. I want to apologize for losing my temper and making you feel an inch tall. Actually, I thought you were female too, so it wasnt a male witness thing.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Aw yuck ball is tick, I thought you was a lady too when you asked to be rated on the 'rate your wife' thread.

    I rated you and kinda fill yucky now.

    IPSec (eyes poked out class)

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    Ballistic: I would roll my eyes but alas no emoticons on my laptop.

  • JustTickledPink
    JustTickledPink

    10!

    He's cute, makes me laugh, we are best friends, he is romantic, he listens, we enjoy hanging out together, never fight, ... in fact I don't think I have one complaint about him.

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    A 10!

    My honey is the bestest!

    He's my best friend, lover and a good fix it man. He fixes dinner, faucets, cars, washers, stoves, bikes awww heck you name it he can fix it, if he can't fix it he buys a new one! LOL

    Kate (of the I love my new stove class)

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Andy: He gets a 10 because he likes the feminine gender. He doesn't turn our relationship into a power struggle. He's my best friend. He's not rich. He's not perfect. He just treats me very well. He allows me to be me.

    And there's no shortage of feminists humanists on this site who start threads leaving us sweet innocent Jehovahs Witness boys feeling half inch tall. Believe me.

    Hey, Ballistic you can be very sweet and charming. you.It also means recognizing that we are more like you than we are different from you. We are all people, human beings afterall. I can tell you're a good guy. Learn to like us and get over thinking it's men verses women in this world. Don't turn matters with women into a competition.

    Humanist defined:

    3 : a doctrine, attitude, or way of life centered on human interests or values; especially : a philosophy that stresses an individual's dignity and worth and capacity for self-realization through reason
    - hu·man·ist /-nist/ noun or adjective

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