In the beginning God was
- Preston
The Bible... (in smiley form) Please finish...
by Preston 17 Replies latest social humour
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Odrade
bttt cause this is hilarious, but I'm not creative. All I've got is Lot's daughters
My smiley bible is boring.
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Odrade
oh yeah, and King David with Mikal, with Abigail, with Bathsheba, all da other ladies...
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Archimedes
Breasts like leaping gazelles (okay, so that is a sheep, but bear with me....) and then a seven headed beast comes along (okay, so that's only two) and then they are cast into the abyss and then you have to end prayers with "In Jesus's name, Amen."
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MerryMagdalene
Earth created round not flat, stars, moon and sun for light...
Adam made out of dirt and wind, put in garden of
EveEden, named animals: dog catsheep...Adam lonelyand hornyanimals nervousGod takes a piece outta Adam and turns it intoEve. Adam & Evebecome "one flesh" and the animals relax...
A&E are perfect but stupid and that's just the way God likes em but the Devil thinks they need some wising up so he nudges them toward that tree they're not supposed to touch in the middle of the garden: the Tree of ...
They eat they wise upthen they get ashamedthey never thought to make any clothes...
The clothes don't help. God is angryand drives them out of garden into desolate wilderness
A bunch of people are born, kill, die, repeat, until a totally cool radical reformercomes along and tells some powerful people they got it all wrong, its all aboutso they kill him
And the people who followed after pretty much used him for their own agenda created powerful sectsand taught whatever the they wanted to, including the assurance, that has survived the centuries, he'll back any time now to execute judgement on the non-believers and bless the faithful by either ushering them into heavenor back into paradise.
The End
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Odrade
OMG, Merry's the queen! I think she managed to do that with only this site's crappy smilies. LOL!!!
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lonelysheep
lol Gumby
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Euphemism
Odrade wrote:
My smiley bible is boring.I disagree. You got all the good parts.
(And bravo, Merry!)
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MerryMagdalene
Odrade definitely hit the HIGHLIGHTS!!!
I also liked the one that started this whole thing off----a stroke of genius!
~Merry
...and Gumby always gets right to the point