The Bible... (in smiley form) Please finish...

by Preston 17 Replies latest social humour

  • Preston
    Preston

    God tells the Israelites to take out some pagansaltIsrael parties while Moses is gone altWalls of jericho altIsrael gets some kings alt Elijah flees altJonah gets lost at sea alt Jonah gets swallowed by a big fish. altGod's angel protects them altDaniel in the Lion's Den

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    I had to turn to a gay guy to finally get a Bible I could understand! No wonder the Watchtower's so ag'n it!

    (You da man, Preston!)

    Dave

  • Preston
    Preston
    I had to turn to a gay guy to finally get a Bible I could understand! No wonder the Watchtower's so ag'n it!

    Wow (blows on knuckles, rubs them against shirt), I never knew I could be much of a theologian....however, i think this makes the bible much more interesting. More pictures damnitt!

    Thanks AA

    - Preston

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Gods angel looks like he has hold of Minimus.......that Minimus is everywhere!!!!

    There is so much talent at this little community. glad to know you all. purps

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    We jump to Matthew 17:9 And as they were descending from the mountain, Jesus commanded them, saying, "Television TV to no one until the Son of man is raised up from the dead."



  • anaperfection
    anaperfection

    Preston, you version (with smilies) was hilarious

  • Preston
    Preston
    Preston, you version (with smilies) was hilarious

    Awwww thanx sugar....and welcome to the board!

  • Preston
    Preston

    Bunch of Israelites get sent into exile

    Daniel's interpreation of dreams altNebuchadnezar alt David is a mighty warrior alt David Loved Jonathan alt Babylon Falls against armies altEzekiel gets a glimpse of God's chariot altLamentations altBunch of dead people get resurrected altaltalt ProverbsaltKing Solomon's concubines altaltalt Isaiah alt Song of Solomon alt

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