My daughter just now woke up & is reading over my shoulder. She just said, "I'm sorry, I can't read any more. I got to the word apostate and I thought, "Wait, he's having anal sex now?
No, wait...
that's another gland."
You do find the most interesting things in the gutter...
But, um, seriously, good luck on your ... what shall I call it? ... weighing anchor?
gently feral