Are you advocating that they change the days of the week to suit their own needs? hmmmm, let me give it a shot...
Monday is now MakeMoneyforContributionsDay
Tuesday is now StudyBookDay
Wednesday is now NoHumpDay
Thursday is now LateNiteCrapporamaDay
Friday is PreServicePrepDay
Saturday is ServiceDay
Sunday is YourChildrenAreOursDay
I can picture it now, "Can't work tonite boss its LateNiteCrapporamaDay"
- Preston