My Update with the Memorial (page 2)

candidlynuts

nah odrade.. MENAPAUSE! muhahahahahaha i like bein a bitch thanks kls!

avishai

So just how old is this kid that they spank?

Odrade

Yeah, I want to know that too. I remember my MIL saying to someone that 6 months was not too young to start "disciplining." (meaning: spank)

adelmaal

Oh my God!

6 months was not too young to start "disciplining." (meaning: spank)

That's the most rediculous thing I've ever heard

If I am correct at assuming who this person is who had the child...I do not think this child could be much more than a year old. Definately less than two. Yup...a good old-fashioned JW whooping really gets those kids to sit still. I don't know why they don't just inject them with some type of muscle relaxer or give them a good dose of morphine to knock 'em out for the meeting. Go figure.

I suggest that we formally start a "It's Good To Be A Bitch" club and elect Brookie as the High Priestess. We would also have to fill the positions of assistant to the High Priestess, assistant to the assistant, and then the assistant to the assistant to the assistant. Initiation would be relating an experience where your "inner bitch" took over your body and you let someone have it.

Cathy L. "Thank you for your support"

adelmaal

Oh... HadEnuf! Pick me pick me pick me

My husband crawls under the table everytime my inner bitch comes out. I know he secretly admires her though.

Just yesterday a woman came up to me in line at the supermarket with her hands empty and asked if I could hold her spot in line . I gave her "the look" and said, "I'm not having a bunch of pissed off people behind me in line..." She waited and asked the next lady who got in line behind her and then proceeded to go shop for her items, come back and cut in line in front of everyone. I couldn't believe it!

Does it count toward my bitch club membership that I kicked my son's father out of the delivery room when he asked, "how much longer is this gonna take"?

I think any woman who is looking to get in touch with her inner bitch should definitely read the book, "Kiss My Tiara". It's hilarious and the motto of the book is " F@$k 'em if they can't take a joke ". <----- why did that phrase suddenly turn blue on it's own? Hmm...

It's actually rather sad about the spanking because I didn't spank my children at the KH and they seemed to behave much better than the children who were spanked often (sometimes with spoons, belts, etc.). It always seemed to me the children who were spanked allot were more angry and honery. Just my observation

inject them with some type of muscle relaxer or give them a good dose of morphine to knock 'em out for the meeting

Did giving them tylenol before the meeting to calm them down when they were teething incriminate me?

whyamihere

Hadenuf....No it was not her. It was one of the mixed family members....all with different fathers!

Anywho...... The Child is about 18 months???? Something like that. I left her with some gossip to talk about!

I think I shall be #1 Bitch.... I am so good at it and plus I can smile the whole time. That truly takes talent!

P.S. I got my Kids Easter Baskets today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brooke(Pagan Queen Bitch)

Dustin

Pagan Queen Bitch. You gotta love that. I want to be General MiddleFinger. I always have had a problem keeping it down when people piss me off.

Dustin

adelmaal

Oooh... Dustin:

I want to be General MiddleFinger

That's good!

Brooke you can be my queen! I've always thought of myself as a princess. Princess w/a tiara that says "kiss me" please...

My Update with the Memorial

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