"Jesus said to turn the other cheek when you get slapped, but he didn't say anything about the third slap." The householder's eyes almost popped out.
That's funny!
Brooke
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"Jesus said to turn the other cheek when you get slapped, but he didn't say anything about the third slap." The householder's eyes almost popped out.
That's funny!
Brooke
This man came to the door, and he was having a good conversation with my mom. Then, he said he had just gotten out of prison for attempted murder, and he was looking for God. When I heard 'prison' and 'murder', I got scared, and I took a step backwards from his door, which caused me to fall backwards down the stairs, and my skirt was around my waist. I was so embarrassed, so I excused myself to sit in the car.
Maybe my reaction was a bit rude, but I'd never met anyone who had been in prison before. I got spanked for it and told not to judge people. My mom had a return visit with him for some time, and I dreaded going with her to that man's house.
This one guy proved the JWs wrong and encouraged independent thinking.
At the time I chose not to understand him, but now...
grabbed my hand and said aprayer over me
Man there are a lot of these stories....but the most intesne..
I was inactive for a while in my youth from like 12-18 and I was out i service for like the 2nd or 3rd time. A visabily intoxiacated guy I was talking to just kept poking me in the chest, I was cool at first and said listen we will leave. He then took me by my arm and said F-you Mother F...er you woke me up you will listen to what I have to say. I just hauled off and clocked him. The man went down and I went to kick him when his crack -whore of a wife came out screaming she was going to call the cops. I said go ahead you you piece of sh.. they should be out doing their job and getting pieces of sh.. like you out of the community. The pioneer brother I was with was just shocked.,... he didn't say a word at all just took me back to the hall to get my car and went off.
Oh well... I tried :-)
OH, I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE!
spent alot of time at this door..........you know one of those that after first line you try to get away gracefully and can't!!!!
she was converting us.........LOL...........and at the end she was speaking in tongues.........now that was a freak out............I fineally got miss goody two shoes to get our us out of there.
Avishai- We must have grown up in the same part of Oregon cause I can remember more than once working the rural areas and having people meet you "cleaning their gun". I grew up in one of the biggest pot growing areas ever, made for an interesting time. Lots of mean dogs and "No Tresspassing" signs. I can remember lots of times my Dad booking it off a property as fast as an old Dodge van could travel on washboard.
What was the most INTENSE thing a householder did to you while in Service
Answered the damned door...
God, how I hated that!
mac
I recently met someone and during our conversation I mentioned I was an ex-JW. He relayed that he recieved a visit once, and he was cleaning something he had hunted, I think a deer. So the JW's came to the door and he invited them to join him in his ritual. He was covered in blood, and had a big knife in his hand. I guess they took off and he never saw them again.
Kwin
He said that he stuck his finger through the mail slot in such a way that it would look like his dick
LOL! Must have been quite young?