JW Jokes...

by philo 24 years ago 23 Replies latest 24 years ago jw friends

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  philo 24 years ago

  How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?

  One, but mature Christians will wait for the new system

  How many Elders...?

  Three, but only if the lightbulb shows repentance

  philo

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  Englishman 24 years ago

  Philo,

  Ha Ha! So, why does it take 6 pre-menstrual women to change a light bulb?

  IT JUST DOES, OK MR. CLEVER DICK!

  Englishman.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

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  philo 24 years ago

  Why did the sister cross the road?

  Never mind that, what was she doing out the kitchen.

  Oh, the old ones...

  You're up late, my friend. Me? I'm in a totally different timezone, I have my own, it's called RUST (recently unemployed standard time).

  philo

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  Hmmm 24 years ago

  How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?

  Four: One to change the lightbulb, and three to proclaim the New Light!

  Hmmm,
  Who was deeply offended the first time he heard that. Now it cracks me up.

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  jayhawk1 24 years ago

  Why do Jehovah's Witness women have inverted nipples?

  Because the home owner pokes them in the chest saying, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF OF MY PORCH!"

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

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  Theo Cratz 24 years ago

  I know it's similar to another joke here but here goes,

  How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?

  One and 20 others to explain why the new light was needed

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  ChuckD 24 years ago

  A slightly different religion, but....

  Q: How manu Suni Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

  A: That is not funny and brings reproach to Islam! I condemn you to death!

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  Englishman 24 years ago

  Why do Sicilians dislike Jehovah's witnesses?

  Sicilians don't like ANY witnesses....

  Englishman.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

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  Fredhall 24 years ago

  What do get with a room full of apostates?

  Full of crap.

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  Bodhisattva 24 years ago

  How many JW's does it take to change a light bulb?

  - 1 from Legal to make the change.
  - 1 from Writing to do the QFR that does not acknowledge that the current bulb is new or that there was ever a bulb there before the current one.
  - 6 million rank-and-file JW's to insist that the previous light bulb was NEVER installed.
  - 1 apostate to say, "That's the same bulb you took out 20 years ago. And it's burnt out."

  Bodhisattva

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