Why did the JW cross the road?
Because the Governing Body told him to.
Chris
JW Jokes...
by philo 23 Replies latest jw friends
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BoozeRunner
How do you get 7000 convention JWs in a Volkswagon?
Tell them theres a hoagie in the back seat.How do you get them out?
Tell them a smurf is driving.Boozy
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Jigrigger
What do you get if you cross a JW with a biker?
Someone who comes to you door and tells YOU to fuck off!
Jrig
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Gopher
What do you get if you cross a JW with an agnostic?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. (Groan)
GopherEven if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers (1879-1935) -
nicolaou
What's the difference between an Elder and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Nic'
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Patriot
What about the new beer? BETHEL-LITE
(I know that was corny)
Mav
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WildHorses
Fred, I know you can do beter than that. Take your time and think first. Then try again.. It has to make us laugh.
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Simon
JWs = 'Mushroom Christians' - kept in the dark and fed shit.
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VeniceIT
Why do the GB live so long???
They're AFRAID to die!!
Ven
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
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jayhawk1
Theer was two Jehovah's Witness brothers who bought a mule to use out in service. When they got it to the barn, the mule's ears touched the top of the doorway. So the mule would back up and not go in.
Well along came a worldly man, and asked them what the problem was. The two Jehovah's Witnesses said that the mule would not go in the barn, because his ears hit the top of the doorway. And they were trying to figure out where to notch the doorway so the mule would go in the barn.
The worldly man said to them, "Why don't you dig out the dirt around the doorway and the mule will go in the barn." After saying this the worldly man left.
Well the one Jehovah's Witness said to the other, "Those worldly people know nothing. Can't he see the problem is with the mule's ears not his legs?"
I know it is long, but funny!
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford