dID YOU EVER LIE ON THE DOORS?

by badboy 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    !

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    I'm not sure exactly what you're asking, but your caps lock key seems to be stuck. :P

  • blondie
    blondie

    I was leaning on a door once and the person opened it and I fell flat on the floor.

  • Fe2O3Girl
    Fe2O3Girl

    Yes. I can't remember when this happened exactly, but sometime in the year before I left, a man at a door said, "You don't really believe all that, do you?"

    I replied, "I wouldn't be standing here if I didn't believe it."

    But the truthful answer would have been: "No, I don't believe it. But I am obliged to interrupt your viewing of Eastenders to keep up appearances in my congregation and my family."

  • Shania
    Shania

    I was at a very angry mans door when he began to berate me and the faith, my child was with me so I was tring to be very gracious, Then he got mad and said what is your address, I said pardon me? He repeated what is your address so I can come talk to you on a Saturday morning.............I panic I lied, I gave a fake address. I felt bad but this guy was a looney but then again I had no buisness on his property preaching my faith..................see the stupid positions we were put in pushing the faith. I truly believe he would of showed up at my home if he had my correct address....................I hated it!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Amazing1914
    Amazing1914

    I have never lied on the doors. I have never lied at the doors. I have never lied to the doors. In fact, I have never talked to any door in my life. Now, the people behind those doors? ... well, that is another matter altogether.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I lied many times at people's doors:

    • "I am not making a profit from this literature."
    • "I am not a member of a cult."
    • "I'm your neighbor."
    • "I'm not here to change your religion."
    • "We are in the times of The End."
    • "Jehovah's Witnesses have The Truth."
    • "The Bible is proven to the The Word of God."

    etc., etc........

  • minimus
    minimus

    Like Blondie, I found that I was in a compromising position. I lost balance regularly on the doors and slipped. I lied on the doors too many times!!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    I never lied on any of the Doors because they were all male.

    .....cue Preston to make a comment.... :)

  • aniron
    aniron

    Of course I did, I was a Jehovah's Witness, everytime I open my mouth to speak to someone about it, I was lying.

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