by badboy 25 Replies latest jw friends
I was leaning on a door once and the person opened it and I fell flat on the floor.
lol !
I was at a door with another JW one summer, and a young woman answered in a very skimpy swim suit. The young Witness that was with me started to stutter while backing up at the same time. Yep, he fell right off the pourch! He didn't lie on the door, but he lie on the ground.
It was a long hot day and I'd been knocking on doors for the best part of the morning so my companion and I decided to break up the boredom a little.
As I knocked on the door my companion would pace the bottom of the garden pretending to do measurements and writing things down. I would then say something like:
'Hello Madam , we're just calling by to see whether you got your letter from the council'
'Er ..what letter'
'Ah right, its to inform you that we are compulsary purchasing the bottom two feet from your garden so that we can expand the street and create a bypass for the M5 motorway.'
'You what...!'
'..Yes, the amount you'll be compensated for is fairly substantial and we'd just like your signature here.'
'Your kidding right?'
'Yea we are, would you like to have a copy of the Book of Mormon...?'
We did this for about five houses and then we moved onto the 'Council checking the plumbing scam.' Ahh what larks.
Of course I lied on the doors and in the KH too
DOOR LIARS!! The lot of you....
...how inappropriate....
Now, if you told me you lied at the Kingdom Hall; well now....that is something altogether different...
You mean DOOR LIERS or is it DOOR LYERS?
No, I never slept with Jim Morrison.
You mean DOOR LIERS or is it DOOR LYERS? good one Min; and you are not even from New York! ...I suppose either will do.
If you ever did "lie on the doors", what would you call that? Getting ----?
I've lied on men who were about as good as doors.... does that count?
I can't even begin to count how many times I lied at the door in service. I used to knock real soft, and walk away quickly and mark it down as a not at home.
