Anyone want to add to a poem, good at it or not? (page 2)

candidlynuts

mooning over each other

thats what you two do

why dont you get a room

and invite a horny emu!

JH

A horny emu a butt and a rat

come together for a chat

ButtLight

I woke up today, and got on the forum

I thought maybe I was just being dumb!

The 75 post that I usually can use,

went to 25 now thats just abuse!

I was able to post just 2 threads a day,

But Now Im allowed just one, what the hay!!!!!!!!!

the_classicist

I once knew a man who had a hat
And then he bought a paper bat
When he got home to kill his cat
The paper bat fell flat.

This man, who I knew, was most dear unto me

For he always smiled around the fire at the club

I always saw him drinking brandy

Until his Brandy gave him a thump!

For with scorned lovers, there is alway a cuckold.

And Brandy played that part for the old one.

And so she sought her sweet revenge

And gave him a headache for times to come.

I've never seen a man with a larger gash

in his head, nor with brains gone to mash.

For this women is angry

that's to be sure,

So that never in your life will you again cross Brandy.

ButtLight

emu emu, you smell like poo pooh!

ButtLight

classisist!!!!!!! write your own poetry! It so much more fun

the_classicist

My last post was my own!!!!!

ButtLight

If the size is what matters, then we have to agree,

before the test, they have to go pee!

If its the size that counts, as some women say,

then most of them had some time to decay!

ButtLight

Beer is good beer is fine!

Just like is the memorial wine!

We partake, we like to eat!

Just shut up and take your seat!

You cant drink beer, cause its not right,

The wine you wont give up a fight

But now bud light comes into mind,

A beer I have no problem to find!

Its in my fridge, its all around,

and soon I will be now where to be found!

So help me lord, and forgive me please

I dont mean to be a "BUTTLIGHT" tease!

ButtLight

My dearest JH, the rat that is kind

For one day I hope, the love you will find!

It may be close by, or so far away.

But soon it will come, to you, someday!

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