Maybe I should take up fencing...
Naw, just buy yourself a S&W .40 and go to a shooting range.
Or if you're really messed up and feel inferior, buy one of those big ass .44 Magnums and shoot things up (watermelons, phonebooks etc).... way more fun than a video game and for the bungholes I've seen who shoot them it really seems to inflate their ego's (and dull their hearing). They walk around like they got a .44 Mag between their legs.... gotta be a red-neck guy sorta thang.
Anyway, it beats getting your ass whipped as an adult and gives you the illusion that your really tough! ugh!
u/d (of the packin heat class)