Which is worse - the Jehovah's Witness or the Mormons?

by inquirer 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • inquirer
    inquirer

    upside/down,

    The Mormons have all the standard "christendom" faux paus. PLUS they add a whole new "exclusive" book for even more...

    The Dubs however take the Bible and turn into... a spiders web to catch wary ones with.






    You got to be kidding! People always say how the JW's have corrupted the New World, if you accept that you may as well accept the other side of the story.


    http://www.lifeline2rlds.org/tracts/Inspired%20Version.htm

    Clearly this is not standard Christendom with these verses! The whole idea of Joseph Smith, temples and only male preachers (I've seen no women ever!) doesn't sound like standard Christendom to me.

  • kls
    kls

    no spankins, but I might wanna smooch you on your fuzzy widdle head Reary Odrade? Just let me know when so i don't put in my Monkey gel that i get from the bottom of my cage.Reary you should try it !

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    oh gag. I'm NEVER smooching another monkey.

    *little friendly wave from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy over -------------------------------------------------->here*

    please don't fling poo either. me no like.

  • Cat-er-daynightfever
    Cat-er-daynightfever

    hey, so when are you two widdle animals gonna get together?

    Odrade, you can punish him if he uses that monkey gel on you, but that doesn't mean you should shun him. Cut a monkey a break!

    Formerly Leological's wife, CDNF

  • laissez-faire
    laissez-faire

    Ahhhh, the lesser of two evils....
  • ShadowX
    ShadowX

    Is there a difference?

  • IronGland
    IronGland
    Is there a difference?

    A minor one. Joseph Smith found truth looking inside a top hat. Rutherford found truth inside a bottle of Scotch.

  • blondie
    blondie

    Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    That's like asking which testicle I'd rather lose...the left or the right. How about take them both so I don't have to be either!

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist
    If someone put a gun to your head and you had to choose, which one would you say is the worst?

    I'd say shoot.

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