Your BEST excuse for missing a meeting?

by ljwtiamb 20 years ago 39 Replies latest 20 years ago jw friends

ljwtiamb 20 years ago

Even in our very best of times, we have all had to 'fake' one for the team.
What was your best zinger?

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whyamihere 20 years ago

I said "ER" was on and I could not miss it!
I said that with out thiking...I felt stupid yet I laughed about it!
Brooke

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Doubtfully Yours 20 years ago

Terrible headache!
Heartburn/indigestion/diarrhea.
Plain tired/stressed out from work.
DY

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Dismembered 20 years ago

The dog ate my checkbook.
Dismembered
"Don't you go dyin' on me now"

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candidlynuts 20 years ago

told my ex "I'm an adult and I dont WANT to go"
that got me yelled at, books thrown at me and other assorted threats.. but i didnt go!

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unbeliever 20 years ago

sick, too much hw
then around 15 i stopped making excuses and flat out said i wasn't going because i has better things to do with my time like watch friends

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JH 20 years ago

I wanted to be a "supreme one" on jwd...

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iiz2cool 20 years ago

I prefer honesty. When the ex started telling me to get off my butt for the meeting I'd say "I can't be bothered."
Walter

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jeanniebeanz 20 years ago

I said, "Sorry. The meetings depress me and I become physically ill when even pulling to the parking lot. You'll have to go without me."

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love11 20 years ago

My period! Somehow I was on mine about 3 times every month! hahaha

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