The Only True Church (page 3)

Satanus

But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists

Taylor S.

Oh whoa is me, I've been gone too long.

Someone found the answer, the real TROOF, and no one sent me an email or nothin' ....

I get no respect.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop!
don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
He said,"Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or
baptist church of the lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god,
or are you reformed baptist church of god?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Taylor S.

LOL Satanus ....

you evil thing you ....

Satanus

A man walks into the woman's section of a department store
and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types," replies the clerk, "The Catholic
type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which
one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in
them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic
type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up
the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountain's out of mole
hills."