She keeps making eyes at me but I'm not interested. :S (page 5)

Preston

Tell her your already involved... with a strapping young lad named Joe Hoba!!!!

- Preston

avishai

Go into a long tirade about how you only like blondes.

Or about how much of a jerk ghandi was, and how the brits did a better job ruling india? I dunno, just trying to help

Check_Your_Premises

Help! Ladies... how do I make it stop???

One word....

FLATULENCE

Check_Your_Premises

if (she is hot){
go for it
elseWhere.tell(JWD board steammy details)
}
else {
if (trapped in conversation){
while (work-related blather}{
politely provide assistance
}
// once the work related thing ends
elseWhere.say("Ohh look at the time. I'm really swamped,
and have something I really need to finish")
}
}

Yeah that is it... when pondering the mysteries of love and romance, write a c program.

Another idea is not to take advice from engineers... cuz they are so renown for their suave and charming ways.

hemp lover

If you thought she would look good cooking your breakfast naked, would the droning be an issue? Just curious...

Euphemism

Yeah that is it... when pondering the mysteries of love and romance, write a c program.

Since it's object-oriented and uses a period as the object method operator, so I'm thinking it would have to be C#.

Honesty

She's put you on a pedestal. You're in control and you don't know it yet.

Take charge of the situation Elsewhere and tell her you've fantasized about hooking up with her but don't date co-workers due to potential problems. Lead her on, man. She may change jobs and then you can really ignore her.

zev

obviously your not attracted to her, or anything to her.

just tell her straight up elsewhere. in these kinds of situations, a straightfoward truthfull approach is always best.

Check_Your_Premises

Since it's object-oriented and uses a period as the object method operator, so I'm thinking it would have to be C#.

nerd

heathen

Tell her the truth . YOU ARE GAY !!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO . Don't forget to mention some lonely desperate straight guys on the web ......................

She keeps making eyes at me but I'm not interested. :S

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