Attention all you wacky evolutionists! (page 2)

OldSoul

SNG,

"An old man sits collecting stamps, in a room that's filled with Chinese lamps. He saves what others throw away...says that he'll be rich someday."

This line always reminded me of the GB, for some reason.

Respectfully,
OldSoul

drwtsn32

Ok, check out the "Apple Macintosh" section of http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html.. that has GOT to be a joke!!

The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! [...] the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. [...] Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. [...] This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different".

And definitely check out the numerous Addendums! LOL!!

OldSoul

MrsElmo: Omg. This site is just irking me to NO end. As a present day anthropologist, reading some of their "Evolution debunked" articles just made me MAD. Thanks for the link.. and the eye thing was funny as further proof of JW circular reasoning.. even so.. this one BUGS me.

Not too sure that was a JW Web site. Odd name, if so. "jesussave.us" doesn't sound like something a Witness would name a Web site.

Most people who try to debunk evolution simply cannot wrap their brains around the concept of billions of years, much less the effects billions of years can have on things.

Respectfully,
OldSoul

OldSoul

OMG! Richard Dawkins uses a MACINTOSH? Burn them! Burn them all!

I must not be among the computer elite. I had no idea that the new Macs were "based on Darwinism." I also had no idea that "Open Source" was another name for an economic structure based around the idea of collective ownership of property, as opposed to individual ownership, and the organization of labor to advance the welfare of all members. I thought "Corporation" was another name for "Communism."

Respectfully,
OldSoul

Satanus

From docwatsons link:

Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies

It's those goddamm hippies. And apple is a cult too. You apple users are all pagans and atheists.

S *makes note to buy apple computer*

John Doe

Guys, I think that page has got to be a joke. Come on, no one can seriosly argue that evolutionists' theory required half an eye????

OldSoul

This guy is deadly serious. Hilarious, but serious.

JAVA

This guy is deadly serious. Hilarious, but serious.

On the other hand (or is it half a hand) guys like this might disprove evolution. Only a god with a weird sense of humor would come up with someone like that. Evolution should have taken him out of the gene pool long ago! :)

drwtsn32

This is getting scary! LMAO

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Also check out "Professor Giraffenstein" and his answers to science questions! He says dionsaurs still exist! http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html

Wow.

tetrapod.sapien

HA HA! LOL!
great stuff, thanks for that dave...

Attention all you wacky evolutionists!

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