If Jesus could post here, what do you think he would say about the JW's?

by JH 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    "Dude, I can see your house from up here!"

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    If Jesus could post here he wouldn't say anything about the JWs. He'd be too busy posting things like:

    (gives generic speech about loving God)

    (wonders why LT hasn't brought him any crepes yet)

    to Sixy's amazing new fluff thread.

    FMZ

  • jaffacake
    jaffacake

    But the anointing which you have received of Him abides in you, and you need not that any man teach you; but as the same anointing teaches you of all things, and is no lie, and even as it has taught you, you shall abide in Him. (1 John 2:27)

  • Narkissos
    Narkissos

    Just wondering: if the author of 1 John could post here too, would he now sue Jesus for plagiarism?

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    You misunderstood what loving your neighbor as yourself is.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Ok sorry I dont have time to read this whole thread right now but.

    "Pharisees? Gosh do those guys every give up?"

    I will be gone 'til the end of next week. See yall then.

  • kls
    kls

    He would say " oh look ,Binner has changed his oil and now his hair looks clean

  • DannyHaszard
    DannyHaszard

    He would say,Jesus is not the correct spelling or pronouncation of my name.My mother did not call me Jesus.

    The [J] was latinized from the letter [Y] in the 5th century

    Significance?Jehovah is not the correct spelling or pronounciation of the name of God the father.

    It's not important either,what's important is to honor us both in words and deeds.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Jumpin Jehosaphat, Jehoavh's Witnesses, just be good to people and drop all this Watchtower horseshit sheesh!

  • Truth or Lie
    Truth or Lie

    To Forgive them and put all words of hatred aside. Is this not what the scriptures teach? We are all brothers and sisters by seed even if not by faith and teachings. Do not hold back from doing good to another person always.

    21 Then Peter came up and said to him: Lord, how many times is my brother to sin against me and am I to forgive him? Up to seven times? 22 Jesus said to him: I say to you, not, Up to seven times, but, Up to seventy-seven times.

    20 For I say to YOU that if YOUR righteousness does not abound more than that of the scribes and Pharisees, YOU will by no means enter into the kingdom of the heavens.

    23 If, then, you are bringing your gift to the altar and you there remember that your brother has something against you, 24 leave your gift there in front of the altar, and go away; first make your peace with your brother, and then, when you have come back, offer up your gift.

    47 And if YOU greet YOUR brothers only, what extraordinary thing are YOU doing? Are not also the people of the nations doing the same thing? 48 Y OU must accordingly be perfect, as YOUR heavenly Father is perfect.

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