god is cool (page 2)

i<3creator

Whatever man, u have no idea. As God is everywhere, God is clearly designer clothes by definition. In your face, pumkin eater.

i<3creator

where you that bloke i met in the brothel? were you the giver or the receiver i was too drunk (no, i mean sleepy) to remember yo u properly?

talesin

My position is 69, I feel like I really excel at that.

(adding IP_SEC to the list of apostahunks she wants to meet)

IP_SEC

hmm does the word balmpot mean anything to you?

Edit: er not balmpot for you tal, I meant i<3cre. :) *tal makes IP's day*

i<3creator

i dont think uve really got the message. We were talking about God n how cool it is to be in love with Him. Not ure sordid sex lives, which may or may not involve goats

i<3creator

u jipping goats now? look, what have they ever done to you?

if it wasnt for goats we wouldnt be where we are today! and anyway goats are cool but not as cool as sheep! but anyway thats by the by did u guys hear about when this bloke sacrificed his goat to god in a temple? to me that is true sacrifice in that age, like a goat must have been worth loads! like personally atm i would sell my gf for a goat!

IP_SEC

My your a ruddy blighter, arentche, hows about a beer so we can talk this over?

GetBusyLiving

:thanks, im new to this whole jehovahs witness thing, whats your position on sexual intercourse. i now that in the bible it says homo sex is cool - i.e. David & Jonathan, but is jehovah cool with that? Does it make a difference if your the giver or the receiver? Thanks for your help - i want to uphold the jehovahs beliefs and commit to this properly. Thanks for your help.

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read on this board. I needed the laugh bro, hehe. Welcome to JWD.

GBL

Elsewhere

Blasphemer!

Everyone knows that the only true gawd is the Invisible Pink Unicorn!

(Peace Be Unto Her) (May Her Hooves Never Be Shod)

"The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can't see her."

A note to the unbelievers or those seekers of truth who have seen Her:
The above image is merely a representation of Her Pinkness and should not in any way be taken as a True Likeness.
As the Grand High Llama Rich Daniel has proclaimed "Dear Heretic, Only the faithful can see Her. 'Nuff said"

god is cool

(Peace Be Unto Her) (May Her Hooves Never Be Shod)

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