god is cool

i<3creator

i love god do you?
I exSPENCE with the belief that god is great!!
IP_SEC

Why yes, yes I guess I am pretty awesome. Thank you and welcome to my universe.
Welcome to the board too.
Outaservice

Always capitalize 'God'. Yes He is great, cool, and I love Him too!
Outaservice
i<3creator

thanks, im new to this whole jehovahs witness thing, whats your position on sexual intercourse. i now that in the bible it says homo sex is cool - i.e. David & Jonathan, but is jehovah cool with that? Does it make a difference if your the giver or the receiver? Thanks for your help - i want to uphold the jehovahs beliefs and commit to this properly. Thanks for your help.
IP_SEC

heheh I already likes this guy
My position is 69, I feel like I really excel at that.
Narkissos

ROFL @ IP_SEC
Welcome i<3creator
i<3creator

God is as cool as canning easily. I thik God will one day return to earth, and he will be wearing designer clothes. Jeus is cooler tho. He died for us.
i<3creator

dude shut up! jesus wont be wearing designer clothes! he will b like david beckham wearing a sarong and sandals get with it you chimp
Sith

God invented doggy-style, so He is alright in my book
IP_SEC

I<3cre,
you sound strangley familiar, do I know you?