by gumby 82 Replies latest watchtower bible
Who says that we don't learn from Apostates! This has been quite informative.
Actually, this has made me laugh---and too many of you said something worth quoting---so I'll leave it at that!
You guys are so funny!
hugs,
Annie......who is now considering getting a dog........
Rabbits do not eat their own shyte !
(except for that one isolated incident)
Annie......who is now considering getting a dog
Annie hun.....their ain't gonna be no dogs in the new system. I found only two pictures in the literature that showed dogs in the new order. Besides....dogs eat cat poop and get stinky breath and stuff. Dogs ain't spoken well of in the bible either. Their either beggin for food (see jesus and the lady at the well story).....or their pictured with those in Revelation that are thrown outside. Abraham didn't have a dog and neither did any of his tribe that I know of. They prolly didn't like steppin in poop in sandles.
Gumboxerowner
nice thread gumby. this issue is part of the larger "entire bible is load of crap" issue, of course. why would god(s) do anything as dumb as the bible anyways? why all the nonsensical craziness if it is inspired by Him? if it's so important, then why all the distractions? even in the NT...
I never have to clean the kitty litter box -- the dog does it for me. <shivers> Does that count?
Dogs ate Jezebel.
Hmmmm, maybe TRUE christians wouldn't have dogs as pets. Perhaps it would bother someone's conscience.
Besides....dogs eat cat poop and get stinky breath and stuff.
Gumbabe,
THAT'S why I want to get one! (not because of the stinky breath) but what CG said! I have two inside cats that don't clean up their litter box! Besides, I can always keep a supply of Altoids next to the dog's water bowl!
Annie
But dogs are one of the most envied creatures of men...
They lick their own nutsacks! and everything that's attached...
u/d (of the couldn't resist class)
They'll even lick yours if you smear it with Alpo
The permanent bone might help Gumby's frequent cases of flaccidity, too! The man must get through a mountain of viagra!
