What do you want on your tombstone? (page 2)

Pleasuredome

Free your body and soul, Unfold your powerfull wings, Climb up the highest mountains, Kick your feet up in the air, You may now live forever, Or return to this Earth, Unless you feel good where you are.

Englishman

If you work and do your best
You'll get the sack like all the rest

But if you laze and bugger about
You'll live to see the job right out

The work is hard, the pay is small
So take your time and sod 'em all

'Coz when your dead you'll be forgot
So don't try and do the bloody lot

Less on your tombstone neatly laquered,
these three words:

JUST BLEEDIN' KNACKERED!
Anon.

FairMind

D I E D A T 165 Y E A R S - W H I L E R O C K C L I M B I N G

Sith

"DAMN IT'S HOT IN HERE"

doogie

forget burial. i want to be stuffed.

my next of kin can keep me in the den with a sign around my neck that says, "i'm watching."

what_Truth?

Can't say about the tombstone, however I do have the following requests for my funeral.

Midway through the service I want everyone to sing along to Johnny Cash's "We'll meet again"

Also, in addition to the traditional funeral I want my surviving friends to throw a huge beer soaked party to celebrate the good times we shared together. I'm considering recording a 30 second speech for the DJ to play before the music starts encouraging everyone to put aside their tears for a few hours.

Sith

To tell the truth, my fantasy is to be cremated and sprinkled into Teri Hatcher's bath water

donald

i want to be creameted....my ashes spread beneath the Might Mackinaw bridge...that will be my toumbstone....to lye foever under the waves of where lake michigan and houron meet...way tool cool...donald

Country Girl

I still want to be cremated, but before I am cremated I want a memorial. I want Bill Bowen to be there and to give my eulogy. I want him because he is the most brave person I have ever known. I want my eulogy dedicated to all the children that have been hurt by the JW machine. Then I want my ashes to be buried underneath a stone that says WWW.SILENTLAMBS.ORG.

CG

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