by xjwms 45 Replies latest jw friends
Cremtion, mix ashes with large amount of really good hash resin, serve at wake, and ascend to the heavens as your friends smoke you. There'd be enough for people to take home doobie, I mean doggie bags.
Or tombstone with "You're standing on my head, moron", written really small
candidly:
Or "It's the end of the world as I know it, buit I don't mind"
I HadEnuf
Cathy L.
P.S. You guys are hilarious. Candid...your computer expertise amazes me. Can we be buried together with the monkey?
I always wanted a variation of "I told you I was sick" like "For those who thought I wasn't sick, you can all suck my..." Or another I thought would be funny would be "Here Lies Tuesday, 3/4ths of the world's population refers to him as 'Daddy'", If I die soon I want it to say "Only the good die young".
this world was never meant for one as beutifull as you.
my whole family promise to sing it.
josephus
I want my tombstone to resemble a large pyramid . . .
I want mine to say "What you looking at?" es
I want "40% Proof by Vol"
The Atheist tombstone could read:
"All dressed up, and no place to go."
