LOL - FROM PUBLISHER TO ELDER IN SIX MONTHS - new book

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  Dogpatch

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  View Back Cover JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: FROM PUBLISHER TO ELDER IN SIX MONTHS by John Meyers Printed: $12.33 Download: $6.98

  
  

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  Are you one of those men in your congregation who have been constantly overlooked for the position of Elder? Have you been waiting years and years and have seen brothers who came into the Truth after you appointed Elder and you are still waiting? Does it seem that no matter what you do you will never receive an appointment as Elder? Well, take heart. This self-help book was written especially for you by very experienced Jehovah's Witnesses and outlines step by step what you need to do to get the appointment of Elder that you seek.

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  Product Details:

  Printed: 41 pages, 6.0 x 9.0 in. (Trade Paperback), saddle-stitch-bound, black and white interior
  Download: PDF (196 kb)
  Publisher:
  License: Standard Copyright License
  Copyright Year: © 2005 Brothers At Bethel, Inc.
  Language: English
  Edition: First Edition
  Lulu Sales Rank: Not Yet Ranked

  http://www.lulu.com/content/125716

  Randy

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  Dogpatch

  View Back Cover

  JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: FROM PUBLISHER TO ELDER IN SIX MONTHS by John Meyers Printed: $12.33 Download: $6.98

  Description:

  Are you one of those men in your congregation who have been constantly overlooked for the position of Elder? Have you been waiting years and years and have seen brothers who came into the Truth after you appointed Elder and you are still waiting? Does it seem that no matter what you do you will never receive an appointment as Elder? Well, take heart. This self-help book was written especially for you by very experienced Jehovah's Witnesses and outlines step by step what you need to do to get the appointment of Elder that you seek.
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  Preston

  And the funny thing is every page is really just a picture of some dude kissing a guy's ass.

  - Preston
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  Dogpatch

  most li
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  Dogpatch

  Sheesh I have a hard time pasting onto this board! It freaks out on me.

  Rando
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  kwintestal

  Randy ... Breath in ... Breath out ... post. Follow that cycle and you'll be alright!

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/90552/1.ashx

  Kwin
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  Dogpatch

  Table
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  Dogpatch

  JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: FROM PUBLISHER TO ELDER IN SIX MONTHS

  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  1. We would like to introduce ourselves and state our credentials

  2. Why we wrote this book

  3. Reinvent yourself

  4. Make the presiding overseer your personal confidant

  5. Increase your field service hours

  6. Choose your seat in the Kingdom Hall carefully

  7. Always come to meetings prepared to make a comment

  8. Get your wife and children to assist you in your campaign

  9. Be present at all the meetings at the Kingdom Hall

  10. Give a gathering at least once a month

  11. Make financial contributions Make sure your wardrobe conforms to Watchtower standards

  12. Become a full time pioneer

  13. Never underestimate the power of gossip

  14. Become familiar with the history of the religion

  15. Move out of your parent's home

  16. Embance circular reasoning

  17. What kinds of people gravitate to Jehovah's Witnesses?

  18. Real life examples of brothers who have been appointed elders after following the steps in this book

  19. Your obligations as an Elder
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  Tigerman

  It would be a best seller if the general public knew the " truth."

  Someday.
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  Nathan Natas

  I laughed at the table of contents too, but I figured I'd pay for a download copy - $7 is less than the cost of a movie.

  This book is a sincere expression of the pain the authors feel seeing that the religion they have entrusted their lives to is failing to deliver on its promises. Turns out it is a serious book intended for serious consideration.

  Hopefully the authors will make a few improvements and corrections in the text before they have the book assigned an ISBN and attempt to "mainstream" it. If the authors happen to be on this board, send me a PM and I'll discuss what I'm talking about.

  LULU demonstrates once again the sheer POWER that it is able to put in the hands of the "ordinary" public. Joust with the Tower, shall we?