I went to the animal fair,
All the birds and the beasts were there,
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair,
The monkey got drunk
And sat on the elephant's trunk;
The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees,
And that was the end of the monk,
monk, monk.
Rhymes
by Quentin 26 Replies latest jw friends
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simplesally
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Mac
Oh, see Sally...
Funny, funny Sally...
Oh, see Spot...
Funny, funny Spot
See Sally spot...
See Sally run for test..........
See Sally's test...
See Sally's cardiac arrest!
mac
* oh see Tim.."Thought it was mine?"...funny, funny Tim!
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JAVA
Red sky in the morning,
sailors take warning.
Red sky at night,
sailor's delight. -
blondie
found a peanut, found a peanut
found a peanut last night
last night I found a peanut
found a peanut last nightit was rotten, it was rotten
it was rotten last night
last night it was rotten
it was rotten last nightate it anyway, ate it anyway
ate it anyway last night
last night I ate it anyway
ate it any way last nightgot a tummy ache, got a tummy ache
got a tummy ache last night
last night I got a tummy ache
got a tummy ache last nightwent to the hospital, went to the hospital
went to the hospital last night
last night I went to the hospital
went to the hospital last nightdied anyway, died anyway
died anyway last night
last night I died anyway
died anyway last night -
blondie
A sailor went to sea, sea, sea.
To see what he could see, see, see.
But all that he could see, see, see.
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea.
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blondie
Wynken, Blynken
and NodWynken, Blynken and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe -
Sailed on a river of crystal light
Into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going, and what do you wish?"
The old moon asked the three.
"We have come to fish for the herring fish
That live in this beautiful sea:
Nets of silver and gold have we!"
Said Wynken, Blynken and Nod.The old moon laughed and sang a song,
As they rocked in the wooden shoe,
And the wind that sped them all night long
Ruffled the waves of dew;
The little stars were the herring fish
That lived in that beautiful sea.
"Now cast your nets wherever you wish -
Never afeared are we";
So cried the stars to the fishermen three:
Wynken, Blynken and Nod.All night long their nets they threw
To the stars in the twinkling foam;
Then down from the skies came the wooden shoe,
Bringing the fishermen home.
Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed
As if it could not be,
And some folks thought 'twas a dream they'd dreamed
Of sailing that beautiful sea;
But I shall name you the fishermen three:
Wynken, Blynken and NodWynken and Blynken are two little eyes,
And nod is a little head;
And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies
Is a wee one's trundle bed.
So shut your eyes while mother sings
Of wonderful sights that be,
And you shall see the beautiful things
As you rock in the misty sea,
Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three:
Wynken, Blynken and Nod. -
purplesofa
Oh, mares eat oats and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy........
(can't remember the rest)
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Down in the valley in the itty bitty pool
there lived a momma and her babies too......
momma said .....swim if you can
and they swam and they swam
right over the dam.
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Sunspot
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Peas porridge in the pot
Nine days old
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Sunspot
(can't remember the rest)
A kiddly eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
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Sunspot
Just thought of another.......
Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman!
(prepared to duck and run now)