Rhymes (page 3)

Sunspot

I love coffee

I love tea

I love the boys

And the boys love me

Gopher

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Sparkplug

There once was a farmer who took a young miss

In back of a barn where he gave her a

lecture

on horses and chickens and eggs and told her that she had such beautiful

manners

that suited a girl of her charmes

he needed th girl to take in his

washing

and ironing and

then if she did

they could get married and rais lots of ...

sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses...covered all over from head to toe..covered all over with sweet violets

The girl told the farmer that he'ed better stop and she called her father and he called

the ........cant remember...give me a moment..............

hmmmm ......hmmmm

ooh...Doctor

to come and bebefore very long.

cuz someone was doing his little girl

right

for a change and then if he did,

they could get married and raise lots of..

sweet violets, sweeter than all the rosses, covered all over from head to toe,,,covered all over with sweet violets.

Outaservice

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE......

WHO THOUGHT SHE WOULD TAKE A CHANCE.......

NOW ALL HER SISTERS ARE AUNTS!

orangefatcat

Edgar Allen Poe once said:

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those
who dream only by night."

And now for one of my favourite stories, DR. Suess,

DR. SEUSS

If you mumble and you grumble
as you tumble out of bed
And you stumble and you fumble
getting dressed and getting fed
And your stomach keeps on churning
and your legs are turning lead,
This is probably a problem
you'll see more of up ahead.
If you dribble as you nibble
on a bagel or a bun
And you're straining and complaining
that your work is never done
And your petty peccadilloes
are no longer any fun,
You can bet, my friend, it's not the end,
it's barely just begun.

If you wobble as you hobble
through the rubble in your room
And you squabble as you gobble
everything you can consume
And you quiver and you shiver
with a fever as you fume,
You may wonder why you're under
such a spell of gloom and doom.

If you haggle and you waggle
as you straggle up the stairs
And you're weary of the queries
and the cares of all your heirs
And your spouse delights in pointing out
your friends are millionaires,
You had better have a checkup
and perhaps a few repairs.

If you struggle just to snuggle
and to hug a little ease
And your partner gets distracted
when you sniffle, sneeze and wheeze
And you go on interrupting
any time you damn well please,
Then, my friend, you're getting older
. . . an incurable disease!

Love Orangefatcat

New Worldly Translation

Jesus Christ superstar

Came down from heaven in a jaguar

Pulled a skid

Killed a kid

Went to heaven on a dustbin lid

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We 3 kings of Boston Spa

One in a taxi, one in a car

One on a scooter

Papping his hooter

Smoking a big cigar

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While shepherds washed their socks by night

While watching ITV

Down came the angel Gabriel

And switched to BBC

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Good King Wenslyslas looked out from his bedroom window

Silly bugger he fell out on a red hot cinder

Brightly shone his bum that night though the weather cruel

Then a poor man came in sight looking for winter fuuuel

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Ah yes Xmas rocks!

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