So how do I do this & get it right?

geevee

I am not sure what it is like where you reside, but most congregations that I know of have a mailing address the same as the PO's...his home address is the official address for the congo. You could chain Rottweilers to the front gate...
sweet tee

Train your dog to attack when he hears the name Jehovah. That way when they knock on the door and say 'Jehovah's Witnesses' he/she'll go crazy and scare the bejeezes out of them!!
I'm so glad they don't bother me. Seven years out and no visits or phone calls. Sweet bliss.
Evanescence

You could put a sign in the window saying "Night shift worker asleep please do not desturb"
Why Georgia

I am sending off my letter today to NY.
When I told Darling Husband about their stakeout he was very perturbed.
He kept asking why are they waiting for me!
I know why...but he doesn't seem to get it!
Why Georgia

And now I fear it's only going to get worse since the live in property manager across the stree it a JW and is trying to rent out the rooms to "Good Brothers" from the KH.
Will it never stop!!!