My wife was scheduled to be perfect by now.

by garybuss 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    For Gary...

    and

  • iamforeverfree
    iamforeverfree

    didn't you guys get the message in the watchtower? paridise is here already. I'm perfect how about you?

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes
    I want my teenage body back..it was pretty close to normal.

    UMMMMMmm hummmmm , I hear ya sister. Compared to what I am now,,,,, I was darn near perfect back when!!! Crap!!!

    I too, was supposed to never worry about a gray hair or two, no wrinkles , no weight gain, none of that!!

    Now I know for a freakin' fact that I will have the joy of menopause in the near future years.

    I wanted to swim with the dolphins, and live next door to Elvis!!!

  • iamforeverfree
    iamforeverfree

    WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECTION?

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    Her I am! The perfect pink elephant! Wow what a night we had, huh Mary!?

    caveman

  • Gill
    Gill

    Sorry Gary!

    What a lot of time we all wasted! And somehow, you just can't seem to escape from the effect they've had on your thinking, well not completely and totally anyway.

    I went to pick up a repeat prescription for one of my kids from the doctors today and someone had given the latest Botchtower and Asleep to the receptionist. I had to control myself not to grab them and burn them on the spot screaming, 'they're evil! Burn them!' I walked out of the surgery smiling at my repressed impulse and thinking how daft I was. But the realisation that they're still busy crap pedaling is quite worrying really.

    And I was thinking of an elderly relative who said regularly, 'I'm never going to die. The New System has to be here soon!' and died sadly a few weeks ago. Ninety years wasted on Brooklyn's WTBTS weed fantasy!

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    jeannie, In the new world won't strawberries be growing on waist high vines so I don't have to bend over? '-)

    Gill, My brother was pissed at me in 1992 for volunteering on a hot line and buying a new touring motorcycle and having fun. He said we don't belive in helping improve "this" world and we don't believe in having fun "now". He said he's waiting for the "new world" so he can have fun too.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    I really can't blame them for living in a fantasy world because the real world is just too scary for them to accept as real. If the bible is right about those who deny Christ I would be really worried if I was still a JW right now.

  • Chia
    Chia
    didn't you guys get the message in the watchtower? paridise is here already.

    Yes, we have a SPIRITUAL paradise and don't you forget it! I always felt like that was a big ol' load of crap.

  • carla
    carla

    I thought we all get a pair of panda's playing in the front yard with two perfect children, with a nice 'salt box' type house, perfectly blacktopped driveway and a nice new minivan! carla

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