Methinks this person might be a better communicator in the spoken word. Writing understandably may present some difficulty. Let me try.
BadBoy,
We can't understand you. You are writing in incomplete sentence construction. We need a more "filled out" explanation of what you experienced to properly enjoy the tale, because we weren't there to witness the events ourselves.
The disjointed bits I have collected indicate if the tale can be told in full, it would likely be very enjoyable, but the parts you've communicated so far don't seem to hang together at all. Please don't be upset. I would appreciate it if you would try again.
Respectfully,
OldSoul